redsliver Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 I was under the impression he had another terrorist attack scheduled for August to extend his term indefinitely. Is that overly conspiracy theoristic? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 I heard that theory, and you're probably right. Why is he pushing to attack Iran? Quote
redsliver Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 He learned that the averag Irani has a larger penis than the average Bush. Is that why bombs and other weapons are always phallic? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 Most likely. Is size envy because of penis mutilation that occurs at such an early age? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 Possibly, but since I am neither a psychiatrist or a man, I cannot say for certain. Do you envy me? Quote
Keith Inc. Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 I'm having far too much fun being myself, since the discovery of a new erogenous zone. How did we entertain ourselves before computers? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 Apparently there were these things called books. Have you seen one recently? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted February 3, 2007 Report Posted February 3, 2007 Several actually. Have you read one lately? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 3, 2007 Report Posted February 3, 2007 Actually yes, quite a few. Am I in the minority? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 3, 2007 Report Posted February 3, 2007 Not likely on this forum. Or am I being too optimistic? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted February 3, 2007 Report Posted February 3, 2007 I'm hoping it's not too optimistic. Does a good book make a good friend? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 3, 2007 Report Posted February 3, 2007 In a passive sort of way, I suppose it does. Do you mind your friend not answering your questions? Quote
Hermione Malfoy Posted February 3, 2007 Report Posted February 3, 2007 Friend? What friend? Does anyone else write with their cats curled up on their laps? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 3, 2007 Report Posted February 3, 2007 There were so many ways to answer that, I've decided that a serious answer was required. So, I don't have a cat, no dog, only fish. What shall you do when the moonlight strikes in the middle of the night? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted February 3, 2007 Author Report Posted February 3, 2007 Find that moonbeam and stand in it, of course. Will it be a dream? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 3, 2007 Report Posted February 3, 2007 Would you be upset if it does turn out to be a dream? (A&Q) Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 3, 2007 Report Posted February 3, 2007 No, not really. Why can't I get any of my thoughts on paper... or screen? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted February 3, 2007 Report Posted February 3, 2007 Because your brain and fingers are conspiring against you! Should Dazzled chop her fingers off for conspiring with her brain against her? Quote
foeofthelance Posted February 3, 2007 Report Posted February 3, 2007 I think that might be hard to arrange with them. How does one convince one's figners to suicide? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 3, 2007 Report Posted February 3, 2007 Umm... no. I'm keeping them close so I can keep an eye on them. Wouldn't the brain be the one we should be worried about? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted February 4, 2007 Report Posted February 4, 2007 Perhaps, but are you ready for the consequences? (A & Q) Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 4, 2007 Report Posted February 4, 2007 Not really. No. Can't I just ignore the problem? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 4, 2007 Report Posted February 4, 2007 Yes and it just might go away. Wouldn't it be better to just address the problem directly though? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 4, 2007 Report Posted February 4, 2007 In this case, no. Is that slightly unreasonable? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 4, 2007 Report Posted February 4, 2007 If you feel it is, then it probably is. How is that for evasive? Quote
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