foeofthelance Posted February 1, 2007 Report Posted February 1, 2007 Only if you provide extra Sparkler wielding paratrooper ferrets. Would you, oh would you please? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 1, 2007 Report Posted February 1, 2007 I'm sure we could find one. Why am I being forced to watch South Park? Quote
Melrick Posted February 1, 2007 Report Posted February 1, 2007 Because it's educational. I've learnt interesting new insults on it. Why is it that, after I take a leak, no matter how long and hard I shake it, there's always at least one drop left as soon as I put him away? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 1, 2007 Report Posted February 1, 2007 Because you're a dribbler. Have you considered seeing a doctor about this problem of yours? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 1, 2007 Report Posted February 1, 2007 The one you don't want mentioned. Have you forgotten? Quote
redsliver Posted February 1, 2007 Report Posted February 1, 2007 Oh that problem... of course... What kind of doctor would look at that though? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 1, 2007 Report Posted February 1, 2007 A discrete one I would assume. Do you know a discrete doctor? Quote
quamp Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 Only Dr. Scholl. So can Red's problem be attributed to ill-fitting footwear? Quote
redsliver Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 Yeah, high heels in cell block C. How was I supposed to know having a pretty mouth would come to haunt me? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 I'm sure the lipstick gift on your first night should have been a hint. Didn't the whistles when they walked you in tip you off? Quote
redsliver Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 I thought they just appreciated beauty. Is it all a lie? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 Lie is such a strong word, and perhaps not one you might want to use in cell block C. What other words might you not want to use in cell block C? Quote
redsliver Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 Rainbows. Why does homosexual culture control the rainbow? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 I have never figured that one out. Should we ask someone who might know? Quote
redsliver Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 No they don't seem to get the gay jokes. Why is that? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 Perhaps they feel sensitive about such things. Are they being overly sensitive though? Quote
redsliver Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 Well yeah. Since when is sensitivity a good thing? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 When you're trying to get laid. Or is that an overly crass statement? Quote
redsliver Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 Its accurate. Why can't women see lazy inconsiderate slobs be seen as sexy? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 Some perverse sense of needing to fix the man probably. But was the guy really broken in the first place? Quote
redsliver Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 He will be soon. Is that overly fatalistic? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 A bit, but also fairly accurate. What other dismal things can we now chat about? Quote
redsliver Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 How about the world's end or celibacy? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 2, 2007 Report Posted February 2, 2007 Neither are dismal enough. How about repealing the US presidential term limit? Quote
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