Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Guest echtrae]

Lucky guess maybe.

Do you think perhaps Quamp should try a larger wad?

[quamp]

But wouldn't that get messy? Oh... the other kind of wad.

Are homonyms confusing to anyone else?

[redsliver]

confusing no, but they are my biggest mistake while writing.

Who's your favorite serial killer?

[dazzledfirestar]

Tony the Tiger... oh wait... crap.

What if I don't have a favorite?

[Guest echtrae]

Then pick the first one that comes to mind.

Does one come to your mind?

[Leonhart29]

Dahmer - unfortunately.

Would the flu qualify as a serial killer?

[Guest echtrae]

Possibly.

But if it did, wouldn't the black plague be the biggest one of all time?

[dazzledfirestar]

Yes it would.

Would that make the common cold a wannabe?

[Guest echtrae]

Yep.

Can you shuffle a deck of cards with one hand?

[dazzledfirestar]

I doubt it, I've never tried.

Is that something you do with your spare time?

[Guest echtrae]

Shuffle or wonder odd things? (A&Q)

[dazzledfirestar]

Both.

Don't we all wonder strange things all the time?

[Guest echtrae]

I never really thought so, at least until they are pointed out as strange by others.

Do you listen to other people's opinions about you?

[dazzledfirestar]

Not most peoples opinions.

Is it wrong to care about opinion of those you care about?

[Guest echtrae]

Only if you don't value their opinion in the first place.

I mean, should you really be listening to someone who can't even figure out how to live their own life?

[dazzledfirestar]

Of course not, that would be silly.

But what about the opinion of a spouse? (ooooh... this could get you in trouble! )

[Guest echtrae]

Of course pay attention to that person.

Did that sound believable?

[dazzledfirestar]

Nearly!

What did you have for dinner?

[Guest echtrae]

Exactly what I ended up making, chicken patties, baked beans, and fries.

Why do you ask?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because I couldn't think of anything else to ask.

Is that alright?

[Guest echtrae]

It's cool with me.

So what now?

[dazzledfirestar]

Now, this very moment... then the next.

Too philosophical?

[Guest echtrae]

Definitely.

How can we be expected to be so philosophical if we can't hear the ocean?

[foeofthelance]

Nope.

Who thinks my girlfriend will accept to hanging out at the restaurant where I work for a half hour so she can see a high school concert with out having to deal with newly old enemies?

[redsliver]

there might be better ideas, but its worth a shot

Do you have someone you define as an enemy?