redsliver Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Huge Penises! Apparently I'm a naughty boy, but no one has given me directions to SJ's room, how do I get there? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 If the directions weren't already supplied, you must not of been naughty enough. Why do little girls talk endlessly? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted December 16, 2006 Author Report Posted December 16, 2006 they're inherently bossy why does my "enter" button keep sticking? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 It's because you spilled the lube on it last night while you were "surfing" the net and "clicking" your mouse. Why is Santa so jolly? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Well, he's got a little person fetish and look at all those elves. Was that too disturbing? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 A little, but it was cleaner than what I suspected. Is that why the elves are always singing? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Well that would explain some things. Why are they always singing in those high pitched voices though? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 They're castratos. Who would want to be an elven castrator? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 The sadistic, monkey-loving, she-witch from the Wizard of Oz. Do you know which one I mean? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 I think so. Didn't she wear a pair of glittery shoes? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 No that was her sister and then Dorothy. It was the other evil witch. Do you think Glenda the good witch was a closet sadist so that she could maintain the good facade in public? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Obviously, otherwise the munchkins would have lower voices. Didn't the tin man look like a giant vibrator? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 He looked like a vibrator from hell. Did you see that pointy hat? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 All the better to reach those hard to reach locations. Do you think the illusion would work better if he were pink? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Maybe flesh toned. So what about the Scarecrow and the Lion then? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 They belong in a different fetish category altogether. What category would that be? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 The furry... scratchy fetishists? (a&q) Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 That sounds like a good category. Who would be followers of that catgeory? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Well the furries are obvious... How about furries who like to be covered in straw? Quote
foeofthelance Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 Oh, there's plenty of them. They're the ones dressed as cows and horses. So who else got a weird mental image from that? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 *raises hand* Me... and I want it to go away now please! Can we talk about anything else now? Quote
foeofthelance Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 Ok, how about the fact I just booked a flight to visit a cat, a kender, a gnome, and two unknowns in Denver? Is that a good topic? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 Sure! Why wouldn't it be? Quote
foeofthelance Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 They think I'm god. Though that still doesn't explain much... Who else has more sotries then they let on? Let me tell you 'bout the time we turned the dragon gay... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 Everyone's got at least one good story. Can we hear more about that dragon? Quote
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