Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[dazzledfirestar]

Nope. I bought it.

Do that teach that bit at Hogwarts?

[StoryJunkie]

Bugs Bunny

Where did she get the idea for "Hogwarts" as a name for a magic school?

[dazzledfirestar]

She wrote down bits of nonsense on little pieces of paper and tossed them into a hat. "Hogwarts" was the one she pulled out first.

If she reads that, am I going to get sued?

[StoryJunkie]

yes, yes you will.

Could you tell I don't really know what I'm talking about?

[dazzledfirestar]

Just a bit, at the end there.

It's fairly easy to fake Harry Potter knowledge though, isn't it?

[redsliver]

so long as you know the names.

What's more important before writing an exam, a nice big breakfast or a pre-game dump?

[Guest echtrae]

First clear the mind, then feed the soul.

Where's the air freshner?

[redsliver]

I sort of exhausted it after the pregame dump.

How come pre-game dump is so fun to say?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because of the possibly dirty word "dump" being involved.

Why did some words get labelled as dirty when they really aren't?

[AmyMcClair]

Someone dropped their dictionary in the mud on the way to school.

Why are some words accepted when they are really made up?

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

'Cause I said so.

Where do babies come from?

[AmyMcClair]

Well, when two people love each other very much, they threaten the stork and get a kid in the mail.

Where do crazy people come from?

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

Your mom, apparently.

Why don't crazy people have a crazy parade.

[AmyMcClair]

They do. It is held once a year on the streets of San Francisco.

Do you know of which one I speak?

[Guest echtrae]

You're talking about the San Francisco in California aren't you? (A&Q)

[AmyMcClair]

That would be the one.

I am afraid to ask, but is there another one?

[Guest echtrae]

Not sure.

Have you looked for another one?

[dazzledfirestar]

Not really.

Should I try?

[quamp]

Only if you want to be labeled crazy.

Is labeling a bad thing?

[Guest echtrae]

Definitely.

Isn't it listed somewhere why?

[redsliver]

not listed so much as tabulated.

Why did my girlfriend take my car keys when she left?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because you're drunk.

Why has me being pregnant turned me into a leper to some of my friends?

[StoryJunkie]

leper: definition: red-headed pregnant women who live in Calgary

Why am I glad NOT to be pregnant? (Man its great to be in my forties)

[dazzledfirestar]

Because people will still talk to you.

Why am I happy I'm not an elephant?

[StoryJunkie]

I dont know.

Why?