dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Posted December 14, 2006 No... not really. What is it about a man in a suit? Quote
polywolly Posted December 14, 2006 Report Posted December 14, 2006 It's the facial hair, I mean the man, that makes the suit. Why is the smiley so damned cute? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Posted December 14, 2006 Its the hat. Why doesn't Bruce Willis just die? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 14, 2006 Report Posted December 14, 2006 Because he took the potion from that undead movie he was in. Why do you want to know? Quote
redsliver Posted December 14, 2006 Report Posted December 14, 2006 I didn't particularly. Bruce Willis vs Bruce Campbell? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Posted December 14, 2006 Bruce Campbell! Rootbeer vs. Cola? Quote
redsliver Posted December 14, 2006 Report Posted December 14, 2006 A&W Rootbeer trumps all Colas. However most often Cola beats Root Beer. Since when is the past tense of beat not bet? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Posted December 14, 2006 Since... I'm not sure when, but it's been awhile. Why isn't the plural form of 'moose' 'meese'? Quote
quamp Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Because we needed a word to rhymew with geese. Why do geese honk? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Because it got more attention than when they burped. Why do people think stop signs are optional? Quote
redsliver Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 because they haven't been bludgeoned by one. Fight, item, or run? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Fight - you never know - if you die you might meet your soul mate. Which is better? A bird in the hand or two in the bush? Quote
redsliver Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Who's bush and who am I sharing with? (Q and A) Quote
Leonhart29 Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Your next door neighbors and Pee Wee Herman How many thistles did thophials thistle stick in the thick of his thumb? Quote
foeofthelance Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Three. What happened to the other two? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 They saw you and ran away. If Betty weighed 4 tons and Billy only weighed 1 pound - how much would their kids weigh? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Sixpence. Who thinks that's a proper weight? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Modelling agents. Shoud anyone be that thin? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Elves perhaps. What's required to be an elf? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Pointy ears and shiny hair... Is there anything else? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 A good dexterity score wouldn't be a bad thing to have either. What about dwarves then? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Lots of body hair. How about the hobbits? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Pipeweed. Was that one too obvious or what? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Maybe a bit... but its true! What if one wished to look like a wizard? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted December 15, 2006 Author Report Posted December 15, 2006 then one would buy a tall pointy hat, a strangely knarled stick and go about poking people in the eye and saying "abracadabra, you're a mouse!" Was that farfetched? Quote
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