Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Guest echtrae]

I suppose I could say yes and completely mess with things, but I won't.

Do you think it was a rhetorical question?

[AmyMcClair]

I don't know.

What were we talking about again?

[Guest echtrae]

Ah, umm, it was, umm, let's see, oh nevermind.

Do you get your news online?

[quamp]

Only from Weeklyworldnews.com.

Can you believe there are people out there who actually believe the stuff in that tabloid?

[Guest echtrae]

Yes, I've meet many people in this world. It doesn't surprise me.

Am I too cynical?

[redsliver]

No, cynicism is a product of skepticism which is required to learn anything.

Shouldn't I have the right to shoot people who litter?

[Guest echtrae]

Only if you buy the proper license, they are fur bearing after all.

Where does one get this license?

[AmyMcClair]

From the PHLA (People Hunting License Administration), which is located in the small brown building to the left of the meeting place for ILA (Ignorant Litterers Anonymous).

Would you like directions?

[Guest echtrae]

That depends.

Would the directions actually get me there?

[redsliver]

no, but they would get you a hunting rifle and a 256 rounds.

How come every exam season I feel compelled to destroy my hearing with Nirvana fully turned up on my Sennheisers?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they put you in a special place that assists in your ability to focus.

Should there be more flowers at the event?

[quamp]

Let's see here... the floral industry says yes, and the enviromentalists say no. Take your pick.

So should we put profits over planet or not?

[Guest echtrae]

I would say planet first, but I've often found that I tend to be more the minority on such topics.

Is anything ever really that simple?

[AmyMcClair]

Sure, when you are too naive to understand the complexities of life.

Is there going to be a test on this?

[Guest echtrae]

That's what typically happens at the end.

Why do some people insist upon ruining other peoples fun when they aren't hurting anyone?

[StoryJunkie]

That only happens on Yahoo Q&A

I don't suppose anyone can relate to that?

[Guest echtrae]

Not so much.

If you had the power to pause life, would you?

[redsliver]

Would I be able to unpause it? (Q and A)

[Guest echtrae]

That, of course, would be the key question.

Where would the mayhem and mischief be, if you knew the answer to that question before trying it out?

[dazzledfirestar]

Just outside the city!

Which city?

[Guest echtrae]

Thunderdome.

Is that near Sydney?

[dazzledfirestar]

Its a few miles out.

Who thought Thunderdome was a good name for a city?

[Guest echtrae]

The two blokes named Dome and Thunder who founded the city.

Where'd they come from?

[dazzledfirestar]

Somewhere that is very remote.

Would Thunder make a good middle name?

[Guest echtrae]

For an athlete it would make an excellent first name.

Would you name the kid that if it was a boy?