Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[AmyMcClair]

We would resort to blaming the munchkin under the stairs.

Why do we use idioms anyway?

[redsliver]

Because using idiots means you have to deal with them.

Is the world safe now that I own guns?

[AmyMcClair]

Quite probably not. I think some parts of it are safer, but those parts in your immediate vacinity are in more danger.

Do you know how to use that thing?

[Guest echtrae]

Of course, I've got three kids.

Wait, which thing are you referring to?

[quamp]

If you have to ask, you can't afford.

Does that make any sense?

[Guest echtrae]

Only marginally, in a peripheral kind of way.

Why is gray disliked?

[redsliver]

because its too awesome for most

Why can't all fashion be done away with so everyone wears coveralls?

[AmyMcClair]

Because coveralls either give me a wedgie or make it look like my ass is around my knees, and I am not the only one.

Would coveralls be called something else if there were no fashions to cover?

[redsliver]

I don't suppose they would.

Is the purpose of fashion: Who can look the silliest?

[AmyMcClair]

No the purpose is to see who can make you look the silliest and get all of your money in the process.

Why are models so disgustingly thin when no one who would be buying the clothing is?

[redsliver]

Because designers have never made a piece of clothing designed for human use.

Should I get prescription sunglasses, or get contacs and use my dad's Raybans?

[AmyMcClair]

That depends on whether or not your eyes can handle contacts. Mine can't.

Why can't people understand the basic priciples of physics?

[redsliver]

because they have chosen not to learn them.

Did you know there are people who read by sounding out the words in their head?

[AmyMcClair]

I only sound out certain words as I spell them.

Do you know where the phrase "the third degree" came from?

[dazzledfirestar]

Nope but I imagine it happened shortly after the first and second degree.

Who decided that DVD commentaries would be a good idea?

[Guest echtrae]

Some director who was awfully full of himself.

If men had to be pregnant, would the race die out?

[dazzledfirestar]

After word got around about what it's really like... yeah, yeah it would.

If women were honest with each other about pregnancy, would we still have a problem with over population?

[Guest echtrae]

Probably not.

Have you noticed that not too many women seem to remember what it was like though?

[dazzledfirestar]

Yes, and I think that's a survival instinct thing.

Do dealers have a union? (Sorry, watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...)

[quamp]

Only the card dealers in New Jersey.

So who do dealers gripe to when they're being done wrong?

[dazzledfirestar]

Jay and Silent Bob.

Is video game hockey addictive?

[Guest echtrae]

Wouldn't know, video games not so much my thing.

Does that ensure my dysfunctional registration?

[dazzledfirestar]

Absolutely!

Where does one register for dysfunction?

[Guest echtrae]

Not sure, but there is probably a line.

Do you think the old man and the ex-pres ever got it on?

[dazzledfirestar]

I don't even want to think about that... *shudder*

Where did that come from?