Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[AmyMcClair]

Because honey makes everything taste better.

Why is the sky blue?

[Nanaea]

Because grass is green.

How long does it take for white rice cook when it's in soup?

[AmyMcClair]

Not quite as long as the potatoes.

Where is Seseme Street?

[redsliver]

Don't worry I'll get you their just climb into the back of my van.

What is wrong with the world today?

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

Well, if I wasn't gonna die so soon, I'd tell you.

So... how much time DO I have left?

[redsliver]

13 centuries, 4 decades, a week, thirteen hours give or take 15 seconds.

Who delivered the meat pie?

[quamp]

I'm not sure but I think it's just for the women.

What was delivered for the guys?

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

Dildos. Hmmm, looks like some cats are out of the bag, so to speak.

So... whats your kink?

[quamp]

Redheads.

Anyone else missing Dazzledfirestar?

[Guest echtrae]

I think there are a number of here that keep missing her.

Who has moral superiority?

[AmyMcClair]

The gremlins.

Afterall, what did they ever do to you?

[redsliver]

there was this one time that shall forever be referred to as the Noodle Incident.

Is there only one person out there for me? Cause I'll probably not try if I have to wade through 3 billion near misses.

[Guest echtrae]

Personally, I found the wading part to be rather enjoyable, at least for several years.

What is your specialization?

[redsliver]

I'm pretty good with heat exchangers and turbines.

What's with people pronouncing it turban? (probably not something you run into out of the industrial chem field, but you never know.)

[Guest echtrae]

Probably a Canadian thing.

Do you think there should be more glitz?

[redsliver]

especially on nuclear reactors

What is glitz, specifically?

[StoryJunkie]

sparkly stuff. That's all you need to know.

But what's it used for?

[Guest echtrae]

To dazzle and distract.

How much is needed?

[redsliver]

Assuming a specific gravity of 1.2, 12 gallons.

What's the problem with assuming everything?

[Guest echtrae]

The number of asses needed for an assumption.

Don't you think there's enough asses already?

[redsliver]

One more should go unnoticed.

What would a world without asses be like?

[Guest echtrae]

Chairless.

Or is there something else that would have to be changed?

[redsliver]

unlikely

Could you live in such a world?

[Guest echtrae]

Not sure.

Don't you think that members of a certain sexual orientation might be rather disappointed?

[redsliver]

that's what throats are for.

How did you get that laryngitis?