redsliver Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 my rod's just under seven inches. What the hell is a hogshead? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 It's the end of the pig that doesn't shit. How long is a league? Quote
redsliver Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 Another few feet, quit whining. How many dactyls in a stadium? Quote
redsliver Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 I dunno its a Greek thing. Where am I supposed to find a brain at this time of night? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 Try apartment 42-B. If they don't have one for you, try _________________ Quote
redsliver Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 playing the proper game. Do you prefer cruel or unusual punishment? Quote
Nanaea Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 Unusual, it's more entertaining. Who would prefer cruel? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 I don't know. Who defines "cruel"? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Probably Webster's, or most any dictionary actually. Or did you mean something else? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Well each person's definition of what is cruel is different. What you might find cruel, I might enjoy. Is that clear? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Perfectly. What sin did Helen commit? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Well, let's see. She ran away from her husband, promised to marry another, and essentially started a war between the Greeks and the Trojans. Why did Hera hate Zeus so much? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 ( I wasn't sure if the reference was going to be caught. ) Because he looked better in the toga than she did. What is the purpose of the big hammer? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 ( I studied those sorts of things in school.) To over compensate for the little one. What are the only tools you need to fix a problem? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Duct tape and a hammer. Why do people specialize? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Because they are incapable of faking everything. They pick the one thing they suck at the most and specialize in it. Why are martians green? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Because otherwise they'd be me. Why am I not at the store? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Because you found the forum to be so much more thrilling than work. What came first the chicken or the egg? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Bunnies. What is the answer to the ultimate question? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 "How many roads must a man walk down?" (Q&A, Thanks for making it easy ^__^) Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 As many as it takes to find the wrong one. What is the reason for mosquitoes? Quote
Nanaea Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 They're the first wave of the alien vampire invasion. What's taking them so long? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 They forgot to take a left at Albequerque. Why is honey ham so yummy? Quote
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