dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 No... not really. What is it about a man in a suit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 It's the facial hair, I mean the man, that makes the suit. Why is the smiley so damned cute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Its the hat. Why doesn't Bruce Willis just die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Because he took the potion from that undead movie he was in. Why do you want to know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 I didn't particularly. Bruce Willis vs Bruce Campbell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Bruce Campbell! Rootbeer vs. Cola? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 A&W Rootbeer trumps all Colas. However most often Cola beats Root Beer. Since when is the past tense of beat not bet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Since... I'm not sure when, but it's been awhile. Why isn't the plural form of 'moose' 'meese'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because we needed a word to rhymew with geese. Why do geese honk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Because it got more attention than when they burped. Why do people think stop signs are optional? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 because they haven't been bludgeoned by one. Fight, item, or run? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Fight - you never know - if you die you might meet your soul mate. Which is better? A bird in the hand or two in the bush? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Who's bush and who am I sharing with? (Q and A) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Your next door neighbors and Pee Wee Herman How many thistles did thophials thistle stick in the thick of his thumb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Three. What happened to the other two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 They saw you and ran away. If Betty weighed 4 tons and Billy only weighed 1 pound - how much would their kids weigh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Sixpence. Who thinks that's a proper weight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Modelling agents. Shoud anyone be that thin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Elves perhaps. What's required to be an elf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Pointy ears and shiny hair... Is there anything else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 A good dexterity score wouldn't be a bad thing to have either. What about dwarves then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Lots of body hair. How about the hobbits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Pipeweed. Was that one too obvious or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Maybe a bit... but its true! What if one wished to look like a wizard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted December 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 then one would buy a tall pointy hat, a strangely knarled stick and go about poking people in the eye and saying "abracadabra, you're a mouse!" Was that farfetched? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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