dazzledfirestar Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Well, maybe some more booze would have been nice. Who needs alcohol when you've got pheromones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Knorg, ethanol's a blood thinner, keeps him from going unconsious as he fills his member Why "member"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Because "Big fucking cock" isn't always appropriate. Who doesn't love big fucking cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Only us hetro guys. What hetero guy doesn't enjoy fucking a babe's pussy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 None that I've ever met. Who really believes that size doesn't matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 No one with half a brain... and guys with tiny penises. How is it possible that the small penises haven't been bred out ot the species? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Not me, I guess... Got any clever ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 ya know... I think I'm fresh out. Do they sell clever ideas at 7/11? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Yes, right next to the doughnuts. Can I get a refund if the idea turns out to be not so clever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Yes as long as you have your receipt. Who keeps receipts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 no one ever keeps them intentionally. they just seem to jump into the pocket and hide only to be found about a month later when you're looking for your keys. There is writers block, but many different kinds of writers block; just how many kinds are there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 14, however two are only found in sharks. Why do I remember to eat breakfast on free pancake day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Murphy's law, it's a bitch but it's real. Wel, I've fucked Jason twice so does that mean I have to move on to fucking other people now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 yes, I'd volunteer as I owe you a spanking still, but I'm a little caught up with nanaea and StoryJunkie at the moment So who's going to take on Jason now that nympho's moving on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 I'm more than willing as soon as I'm able. Should I play with Nympo instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 sure why not, can't be any worse than your last playmate. should i fear global warming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 no, but you should fear the rising oceans Why not just build a new earth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 because the contracters in the Yellow Pages quote a fortune. what would happen if Al Gore and Michael Moore team up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 more American propagandist republicans would be able to yell at things what would happen if Al Gore turned out to be batman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 The movie and merchandise franchise would fizzle out overnight. no one wants to see batman moaning about glaciers, just kicking ass. what would it be like if superhero's were real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 comic books would be a whole lot more boring Where am I supposed to find a brain at this hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 I don't know but i wouldn't start with congress. If She sells sea shells by the sea shore, what does she charge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 20 dollars or 5 dairy queen coupons what tv is better than the Trailer Park Boys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 the channel with the static. are VCR's obsolete? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 nearly Why did the university come up with a seemingly random class scheduling system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.