StoryJunkie Posted August 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Because, as we age, we tend to outsmart ourselves. Oooh, you must be getting up there, girl! Why do brain cells have to die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 cause if they don't they're cancer. Will you go get me a sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 no, the thought of travelling from here all the way to your home just so i can give you a sandwhich is just a waste of both our times and my money. in short; get it your self. what is thought? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 A random neurological process, or something, than not many people use wisely... if at all. Why can't I paint the sun green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Because you don't have a paint brush that's long enough. Why hasn't time travel been invented yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Well, when a person travels faster than mach 5, the g-forces crush them like a grape. Until that problem is solved, time travel is just a fantasy. What happened to personal jetpacks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Suppressed by the car and airline industry. Where can we find an alternative energy source? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted August 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Your boogers! How can we find it!? (Dies screaming with laughter) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cu-kid Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Stop looking for it. Okay, in all seriousness, what really does make the hotten-tot so hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 internal nuclear fusion reactor Where is my army of robot monkey ninjas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 In the crisper, next to the carrots and onions. What do we do if we build it and they don't come? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Rethink the design and try again. Does a vibrator really need 10 different speeds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 that sounds like someone who hasn't tried. why do people raise such a fuss over the iPod when it is obviously so crap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Because Apple got their workers to go online and say how ipods are "teh bawmb!" and then people who didn't know better bought them. So is there an MP3 player that isn't complete crap out there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 My Dell DJ is pretty good, and it was rather inexpensive in comparison to the iPod. Want to come by and get drunk in a basement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 i thought you'd never ask. Will there be others? or is this more of a personal gathering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 There will be others, but it'll be as personal as you want too. What should I bring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted August 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 That 10 speed vibrator, for one. Bop her over the head and steal it if you have to, or invite her if you can't. What else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 That's for me to know and you to find out.... What do you think I'm going to bring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Probably your collection of yaoi. Can I join in even though I don't drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 i dread to think, but i'll wager it's illegal in all but a few european countries. when i'm chatting on the web, why do most people instantly assume i'm female? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Because your name isn't englishwarlock. Why is it when I tell people my name they assume thay heard wrong and try to call me Penny or Jenny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Because most people are half deaf, all stupid, or both. Jelly or fluff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Jelly what or fluff what? Has anyone actually heard of the fandoms I write in? (Click the profile for a list.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Since your profile link is broken, we can't actually tell... My way or the highway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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