NinjaGaijin Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 You love to eat babies of foreign workers didn't you... Those three conditions apply. What's the best thing to throw at riot police during protests? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 5, 2006 Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 Pleas of "Don't shoot me, officer! I'll come quietly!" Why do so many people see sex as dirty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 They do? oh, ah, wow. I didn't know that. I wonder if the person below could answer that question for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Sorry, I'm as stumped as you. These people obviously have no taste and are therefore useless for all intents and purposes. Is Super Glue really all that super? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Only when its between your two fingers. How early is too early for waking up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Noon Why do I continuously go to Tom Cruise movies despite having an irrational hatred for the man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Hmm... maybe you want to see him fail? Why won't they let me join in the fun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Because it's not fun at all! Who's your favourite dictator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 The Pope What's a good question to ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Sorry, only stupid ones allowed here. Can the human condition be any more ridiculous and tragic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Only if the Republicans get someone elected that's worse than George W. Bush like they're apt to do. Why can't a good politican get elected for once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Because good politicians are either gay or taken. Who will you choose in your delegation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Mother Theresa, Princess Di and Ghandi. Do you suppose all the strife on Earth was just some horrible misundersanding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 No. And worse, it might be a natural law! Is loan interest evil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Yes, but it's a necessary evil, so that we don't have banks who charge us $50 to make a $25 deposit. How can we make companies stop making us compete with third world countries for jobs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 move to a foreign country or agree to be paid in cents per hour How can I finish up this year alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 oops, triplepost accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 oops, triplepost accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Avoid anything that has been known to kill people. That's about 90% of all activities... What can you use glowing molten lava for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Roasting hot dogs. Will Bush ever stop making us angry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Yes...after he forces everyone onto anti-psychotic drugs so we don't notice what a psycho he is anymore.... How do I find my poor, lost muse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 She's gone to "Lost Muse Camp" at Lake Oogalala, purportedly a mythical lake where muses take a break from musing. How does one wake up alert every morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Methamphetamines. Is there another use for socks besides dropping half a brick inside, making them into crude weapons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 Get 'em real smelly and you won't need a brick. Who's got an obsequious nature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 I am! [Although I don't know what obsequoius means] What do you must do before writing fics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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