AmyMcClair Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Not usually, but it could be helpful. What are we doing?
AmyMcClair Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Occassionally, but this time I mean here. Is there anyway I can find the meaning of life before I finish my Pepsi?
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Check under the couch cushions. Was it there?
Leonhart29 Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 Nope - just some old batteries and a handful of moldy chips. Could that be the meaning of life?
dazzledfirestar Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 Quite possibly. Would that be strange?
Leonhart29 Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 Only if you lived in West Central Texas. Does Monty Python have it right? Is the only reason we're here is to make more humans and because God has a sense of humor?
dazzledfirestar Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 They're dead on. Have you brought out your dead yet?
Leonhart29 Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 No - I'm having too much fun watching the monks hit themselves in the head with a plank of wood. Do you think every sperm is sacred?
dazzledfirestar Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 Well... maybe not the ones in the kleenex. Ever been to Cold Lake?
Guest echtrae Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 I've skinny-dipped in one, but I don't think it was named that. You wouldn't happen to know what the name of that lake was, would you?
taker Posted January 2, 2007 Report Posted January 2, 2007 lake tittycaca. Why am I falling in love with my gay best friend?
Guest echtrae Posted January 2, 2007 Report Posted January 2, 2007 In the darkness of night, one's true nature will be revealed. Is that explanation enough?
redsliver Posted January 2, 2007 Report Posted January 2, 2007 no, it didn't even apply. Why is everyone falling in love with Taker's gay best friend?
quamp Posted January 3, 2007 Report Posted January 3, 2007 Because guys fantasize about turning a hot lezzie straight. So do girls fantasize about turning a hot gay guy straight?
taker Posted January 3, 2007 Report Posted January 3, 2007 Of course you silly goose! I wonder how big Shaq's penis is.
Guest echtrae Posted January 3, 2007 Report Posted January 3, 2007 Wasn't there supposed to be a question in taker's post?
redsliver Posted January 3, 2007 Report Posted January 3, 2007 no, taker's absolved from rules, I think its the tits. I'm sorry, I was staring at your tits, could you repeat that?
quamp Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 Well, I'm beginning to worry about you, Redsilver, since I'm a guy. When was the last time you had your eyes checked?
redsliver Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 Two years ago, 1 month, 1 week, five days. It was a 3 00 pm appointment. Why 24 hours in a day?
Guest echtrae Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 Because most people can't remember that a day is actually 23 hours and some change. Why do you ask?
redsliver Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 Couldn't think of a better question. What would Jesus do?
Guest echtrae Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 No more than the speed limit I would guess. Or was there something more specific you had in mind?
redsliver Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 I was just curious because he always had the good wine and the whores. Why does the son of god have so much in common with drug dealers?
Guest echtrae Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 That question alone should tell you a great deal about the individual. Why do so many people now a days seem to envision him weilding weaponry?
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