foeofthelance Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 Sure! Though I'll PM it because the board thinks I'm the flood. I only caused it! Or should we start a silly game stories thread? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 We could... I'd have to think up some silly stories... but yeah, sure! Why am I getting sleepy already? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 It's the turkey sandwich you had. Or was that someone else? Quote
quamp Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 That's got me on the run? In the middle of a big tornado... Seriously, I have no idea of what you're talking about. Why would a turkey sandwich cause sleepiness? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 Turkey always makes one sleepy, or is it the overeating? (A&Q) Quote
redsliver Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 primarily its the overeating the chemical in turkey which triggers tiredness is in such low concentrations that you probably couldn't eat enough to make yourself tired. How come when I go into drunken science zealot arguments with others I get the phone number but if I actually take the time to talk to the girl and learn her name my success rate diminishes exponentially? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 Because then you are no longer acting like a prick to her. When you call her, continue acting like as you did when you first met her. Who's heard the phrase "Treat the princess like a whore, and the whore like a princess"? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 I have... and I wonder about the girls that crap works on! Wait a second... my husband treats me like a princess... HEY!!!! Does that mean I'm a whore?? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 Ever hear the phrase "if the shoe fits"(j/k)? (A&Q) Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 17, 2006 Report Posted December 17, 2006 What does this have to do with shoes? (a&q) Quote
Nanaea Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 Not a damn thing. Can I skip xmas this year? Quote
redsliver Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 Won't your kids lynch you? (Q and A) Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 Kids do have a tendency to do that when xmas is taken from them. If Nanaea is getting out of it, can I too? Quote
foeofthelance Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 Only if you have the prescibed doctor's note. But why would you want too? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 Because I'm tired of baking, and shopping and cooking... Why isn't anyone helping me with all this? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 Have you asked anyone to help you? (A&Q) Quote
redsliver Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 I had the opportunity but I was watching Dexter. Why must I wait until Christmas before Amy gives me the damned Dexter books? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 *hands Red Dexter books* Quit whining. Why was I brought into this Chrismas-y mess? Quote
redsliver Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 cause you share a first name with my girlfriend Is it safe to assume all Amys give good head then? Quote
Nanaea Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 Sounds reasonable. If their not named Amy does that mean they don't give good head? Quote
redsliver Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 no, far as I'm concerned, any blowjob is a great blowjob. Would women rather there be levels of awesome for giving head, you know for bragging rights or something? Quote
Nanaea Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 Probably, but I don't really care. Should I care? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 Nope. Wouldn't that be more for the nineteen year old bar stars? Quote
Nanaea Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 Sounds about right. If you have to brag, are you really that good? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 Not really. Sounds like you may be trying to make up for something. Would the braggers be the people who get... oh I don't know... shot in the eye or something? Quote
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