foeofthelance Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Give it exact change for the ticket, and then make sure it has its toothbrush and towel. Where do you think it will end up next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 The public restroom at Sea World snorting coke off of Shamu. How come that image has never been in a movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Shamu is rather strict in his contract, and is strongly anti-drugs. He's the family type. Should the world concern itself with a whale's political views? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Only if it's a really famous whale. Who came up with the term "plot bunny"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 I did. Should I get royalties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Only in the form of really old english queens. Do you still want them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 hey it beats using my hand. Was that too much information? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Porbably not, they smell a bit musty by now. I wonder if febreee would help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Maybe, if you use the whole bottle. How bad could it be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 hobo urine bad Could it be worse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 dead hobo covered in urine? (q&a) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 is it his own urine? (Q and A) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Some of it. Is that just gross? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 No, its what I was expecting. How'd he die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 He died in a tragic monkey bar accident. Will he get a funeral? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Yes, and your hard-earned tax dollars will pay for it. Want to bet that it will be overbudget and late? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 If its the US government planning it, I don't doubt it. If it is the US government is planning it, how are my tax dollars paying for any of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Because if we don't placate them they'll send the tanks to take our fresh water. Can I melt Greenland to laugh maniacally as Europe freezes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 I don't see a problem with that. Will Europe blame us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Of, course it's Europe. They blame us for the Thirty Years war, and we didnt even exist then. Is there anything that Europe doesn't blame us for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 I don't know I'm Canadian, they don't blame me for shit. Niko's bbq chicken pizza or Kenny's donairs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Kenny's donairs! Are you gonna share? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Never, I tell you. Never!! Okay, but just one bite. How did you know that would happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Because I just do. Its intuition! You don't believe me do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Well, I did for a minute, but then the minute was gone. More importantly, you didn't believe yourself, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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