Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[AmyMcClair]

Only if I can make it grow and allow it to haunt the CSR for the rest of his/her days...or until I feel better.

Will I ever feel better?

[redsliver]

yes, but then you'll be told the fish you just ate was deadly poisonous.

Should I have fish for dinner?

[AmyMcClair]

Not if it is the same fish I just ate.

Do you want anything else?

[redsliver]

well it was either fish or chicken otherwise I'd have to go to the grocery store.

Wait, might there be some ribs at the bottom of the freezer?

[AmyMcClair]

Maybe, but they are all frost covered.

Are they beef or pork?

[redsliver]

They were the most delicious pork ribs I have eaten.

Play Tales of Symphonia or watch The Wire?

[AmyMcClair]

Hm, watching can be fun, but playing is so much better.

What color should I paint my room?

[dazzledfirestar]

Something cheerful.

Why are some colors cheerful?

[quamp]

To offset all the depressing ones.

What makes a color depressing?

[Guest echtrae]

The goth music it listens to while sitting in the corner.

If there were a war of words between gonverments, which would win?

[polywolly]

The words, because some leaders of government have trouble with them under normal circumstances.

Cheese or no cheese?

[redsliver]

cheese

unless that was some sex thing?

[Guest echtrae]

I'm sure there was nothing but innocence behind that question.

Why does the news lie about things so much?

[StoryJunkie]

because they work with 1/2 truths all the time.

Do you suppose we'll ever really get the entire story, or just the part they want us to hear? smacks Foe for good measure. (just felt like doing it for some odd reason)

[foeofthelance]

Ack, I was wondering where I was gonna get smacked.

actually, we don't get any of the story. Not entertaining enough. Think they'll ever put the writers in the closing credits?

[StoryJunkie]

Yeah, but it zips by so quickly and looks alot like "Merlin Kazinkostanislawkowski" that you don't quite know what it is you've actually seen.

Hey, should I go to the "I'm a psychic" thread now or has my luck already run out?

[Guest echtrae]

It ran out, sort of.

Should there be more to it?

[foeofthelance]

No, I accidentally destroyed the luck fairy with a wish.

Is there any way to bring her back?

[dazzledfirestar]

Yes, clap your hands and say I believe in fairies.

I am the only one who remembers that from Peter Pan?

[Nanaea]

Nope.

Has anyone seen my happy thought?

[dazzledfirestar]

I saw it getting on a plane bound for warmer climates with my muse.

Any ideas on how to get them back?

[foeofthelance]

Offer them hot chocolate and cookies of course!

Do you think the board will ever run out of drinks and cookies?

[dazzledfirestar]

We haven't yet... and believe me we've gone through craploads of food and drink in a year!

Is there a hierarchy to fandoms?

[NinjaGaijin]

I think so... seeing that in places I go, everyone trounces on furry and Teen Titans fans.

Anyone here tried that Dutch-style breakfast of bread with chocolate sprinkles on top?

[quamp]

Sounds extremely caloric and bad for you.

Nanaea's happy thought has shown up on my doorstep. What should I do with it?