Nanaea Posted November 1, 2006 Report Posted November 1, 2006 Because, A.) I'm editing orgy posts, and B.) I'm without a muse. Do you really care what my excuses are? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 2, 2006 Report Posted November 2, 2006 Not particularly. Will insensitivity to your plight motivate you to act? Quote
redsliver Posted November 2, 2006 Report Posted November 2, 2006 Only two things motivate me. Can you name them? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 2, 2006 Report Posted November 2, 2006 Girls and beer. Did I guess correctly? Quote
redsliver Posted November 2, 2006 Report Posted November 2, 2006 It depends, is the descending or ascending order? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 2, 2006 Report Posted November 2, 2006 Unordered, so pick your own order. You don't have a problem with that, do you? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 2, 2006 Report Posted November 2, 2006 Till you're done. When will that be? Quote
redsliver Posted November 2, 2006 Report Posted November 2, 2006 about three hours Why hast thou forsaken me? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 2, 2006 Report Posted November 2, 2006 Because you keep averting your gaze. Why do you keep doing that? Quote
redsliver Posted November 2, 2006 Report Posted November 2, 2006 you got something in your teeth. Do you ever brush? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 2, 2006 Report Posted November 2, 2006 Twice as many times as you. Is there joy in being rude? Quote
redsliver Posted November 2, 2006 Report Posted November 2, 2006 "A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day." - Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes Is there any philosopher greater than Calvin? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 2, 2006 Report Posted November 2, 2006 Possibly not, there are many pearls of wisdom to be garnered from Calvin. Could anything be a better distraction from boredom? Quote
polywolly Posted November 3, 2006 Report Posted November 3, 2006 Tapioca pudding, flung from an overpass onto the interstate. Do I have something stuck in my teeth? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted November 3, 2006 Author Report Posted November 3, 2006 Can't tell from here. Maybe. Are you typing funny? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 3, 2006 Report Posted November 3, 2006 No more so than usual. Why is Microsoft trying to push it's new browser on to me? Quote
quamp Posted November 4, 2006 Report Posted November 4, 2006 Conform... conform... conform...! Seriously, like all businesses, they're out to make a profit. Planned obsolescence is fun! How evil is Ann Coulter? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted November 4, 2006 Report Posted November 4, 2006 I'm told that she's the devil herself. Could she be the inspiration for Philip Pullman's character Mrs Coulter in the His Dark Materials trilogy? Quote
redsliver Posted November 6, 2006 Report Posted November 6, 2006 No its actually a parallel to Stoker's Dracula, see the character was named after Coulter but actually based on someone else. Want to grab a couple of buckets of KFC and have a food fight with some prostitutes? Quote
quamp Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 Depends. Can we play strip food fight with them? Why would anyone in their right mind vote Republican? Quote
redsliver Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 Because Republicans originally wanted to a smaller government that needed less money to run, in doing so taxes would decrease and there'd be less red tape and beauracracy to wade through. However it seems many have lost sight of that goal in favour of religious fervour. Why must politics be polarised? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 Because people prefer to look at things in simple black and white, instead of the subtle shades of gray. When is Red going to find another amusing quote to add to his signature? Quote
redsliver Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 I've been challenged. Or was that just a request for more amusing mysogyny? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 More of a request. Or would you prefer to be challenged? Quote
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