Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because that's how much it takes to send a five-year-old in orbit! Why do 1 liter bottles of pop cost less han 20oz bottles?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because of the conversion from Litres to ounces. Why do iPods cost so much?
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because people think if it costs alot it's worth the money. Why the fuck is there a vampire pomeranian in Blade Trinity?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because they mistakenly thought Ryan Reynolds wouldn't be enough. Why is lacrosse Canada's national sport?
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 No comment. Why can't the freakin' flood control have a shorter waiting period?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because that would make life easier. What's really in a hot dog?
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Believe me when I say you do NOT want to know! Why is it the later I stay up the jumpier I get?
redsliver Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 forced adrenaline leak Want to grab 200 friends are raid a small costal village?
Guest Pherazen Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 I would, but I haven't eaten breakfast yet and I raided a small costal village yesterday. I'd rather move onto a town with a cotton candy factory. Do you think my friend will actually pay me back the ten bucks she owes me this month or should I sell the holy relic I stole from that village on Ebay and forget about it?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Ebay is definately your best bet! Why does eBay seem like the answer to everything?
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because it is. They are rewriting Revelations as we speak to say, "Don't bother reading this, go to Ebay for your answers!" Would people still shop at Ebay if they demanded an animal sacrifice with every purchase?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 As long as it isn't a cute animal they had to sacrifice, I'm sure they would. How many pigs would you have to stack to reach the moon?
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 2,846,379, if they're average size. Where is the smoking gun?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Under my vegetable garden. Where is Elvis?
Guest Pherazen Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 375 Bakers Street, Eerie Indiana. Where are my shoes?
redsliver Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 um, yeah sorry about that... They're a little sticky do you still want them back?
Guest Pherazen Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 Please tell me that isn't butterscotch, I hate butterscotch. Could you wash them first?
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 Sorry, not my job. Do you want me to let the dog lick them clean?
Guest Nympho Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 Nah, I'd rather wash them myself than have them smelllike dog breath. Why do some poeple still insist dog's mouths are cleaner than human's, even after seeing what dogs use their tongues for?
redsliver Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 because they wish they could also use their tongues like that Why can't they all be redheads?
NinjaGaijin Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Genetics. They're sexual creatures, after all. If you want them all to be redheads, clone 'em. Don't people realize that identical twins are clones of each others?
Guest Nympho Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Nope. Why is it as soon as I start talking about sex the guys where I live all turn into pussies and change the subject?
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because they are what they eat. Why are you such a dick?
Guest Nympho Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 I'd use the same answer you did but me title is true. Is my title even possible?
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Sure if you like Dry humping and Anal sex. Why do all my engineering friends refer to all things bad as rape and all things good as sweet sweet crack.
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