StoryJunkie Posted July 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 no. I wonder if it will rain today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Of course; the rain of fire. Who wants to hear "Ring of Fire?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Pyros Do you believe in love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Love is a many splendoured thing. Do you believe in magic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 As much as I believe in lame commercial jingles for pudding. How can a pudding create a "magic moment"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Well you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much and they happen to have some instant jell-o pudding on hand ... Why do kids always pick the most embarassing moment to say something totally and completely humiliating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 It's in our genetic code to humilitate those older than us. Will a person's head really cave in if they pick their nose too much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Don't worry, I'm sure federal grants will fund a study. Why would I take the aardvark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Because Noah's ark didn't have any seats available. Why are small fuzzy things so darn cute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Because they send out brainwaves that hypmotise us. "You must obey the cute, you must obey the cute!" Should cats be given their own zip code? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 I'm...not sure about this one.... You may have to ask an older and much wiser person than I... Do you suppose cats can read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 if they could they'd have charged thousands of dollars in whiskas on your credit cards. Why do women care if you took your socks off before banging them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Ever smell a guy's sock after it's been on his foot all day? Just how do I get rid of that nasty ring around the collar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 with ring remover. And with what, pray tell, does one use to exterminate annoying neighbors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Use lawyers. Sue them for creating an unpleasant residential disturbance or something. What do you put in your soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 crackers and rum How drunk is too drunk for a job interview? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Depends how drunk the interviewer is. Why does my ass hurt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Check your chair... cheap hard chairs do that to bottoms. Why, why do they bomb that building full of children!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Because the human race often sucks. Why won't the boss let us have office chair races? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Hmm... I asked mine, but all she would say is "GET BACK TO WORK, YOU LAZY ASSHOLE!!! Why do bosses always underrate your value to the company? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Because, in order to overrate themselves, they must steal our precious value...and our jewel shards. Why does everything I happen to see on Cartoon Network at 3am have something to do with "jewel shards"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CainTheEternal Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Once you collect all the jewel shards in this level, you'll find out. This is the new millenium, where's my jetpack and hovercar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted August 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 That was a cruel mind game that Hannah/Barbera played on our itty bitty minds, all part of an evil television experiment that is still playing out. I think those behind it all may be little white mice... Why do people get sick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 So they'll appreciate being well more. So, why do people tell kids such fantastical bullshit, like, "getting sick only makes you appreciate being well"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madapple Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Because much of human race (present company excepted) is fundamentally uncreative, and makes up platitudes to compensate for mental shortcomings. ************* Why are 'weaknesses' usually considered bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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