Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[redsliver]

Yes, yes you did.

Isn't the whole point of these conversations to confuse or unsettle someone who comes in at the middle?

[dazzledfirestar]

That's what I always thought.

So who's bringing the nice new expensive condoms?

[redsliver]

The flavoured and ribbed ones?

[dazzledfirestar]

do you think people will appriciate them?

[redsliver]

Isn't there only one way to find out?

[dazzledfirestar]

You want to do a taste test?

[quamp]

No, but I'll do a taste test on the flavored tonguedoms.

So who would do a taste test on the condoms?

[Guest echtrae]

No suggestions here.

The ribs go on the inside, right?

[StoryJunkie]

You've got me. If they were vertebrates, I suppose you would have it correct.

Weren't they once made of sheepskin?

[Guest echtrae]

That was in the old testament, right?

[Leonhart29]

Aren't there some that still actually say "sheep skin" on the package?

[Guest echtrae]

Wouldn't know, I haven't had to use one in quite a long time.

Does that surprise you?

[Leonhart29]

Nope - should it have?

[dazzledfirestar]

Not really.

Have you ever been in a battle of wills with a two month old?

[Leonhart29]

Yup - several times actually.

Have you ever had a battle of wills with a grown man who acts like a two year old?

[Guest echtrae]

Yes, it's amazing how some professional people can act.

Have you reached out slapped a co-worker upside the head for their stupidity?

[quamp]

Rare is the day where I haven't wanted to, but I never actually did.

Why does eveyone seem a bit on the violent side of late?

[Leonhart29]

Could it be something in the water?

[Guest echtrae]

Is it the recent lack of alcohol?

[Leonhart29]

Or could it be a combination of both?

[dazzledfirestar]

It could be...

Why has there been a lack of alcohol?

[redsliver]

Mostly because everyone's in Halifax at the moment and I hadn't felt like drinking alone.

Or was there some non-personal lack of alcohol?

[quamp]

[ignorant George W. jingoism mode]

It's got to be some kind of conspiracy with them terrorists!

[/ignorant George W. jingoism mode]

So are the terrorists winning?

[redsliver]

No they do have good cards but my pocket 3's complete the full house.

Should I fold if I'm playing poker with terrorists?

[Guest echtrae]

Only if he's packing a big banging surprise for you if he loses.

Have you noticed an odd bulge in his jacket?