redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 One of, I also like hot redheaded friends who think casual sex is the foundation of a good friendship. Do you know anyone like that I can be friends with?
Leonhart29 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Um... maybe.... Do you really wanna know who I'm thinking about?
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 I think I can figure it out. How far am I going to have to drive?
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 No, I can't afford the gas. Why can't I have a vehicle that runs on impure thoughts?
dazzledfirestar Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Because the gas companies won't allow the technology to be developed. Does that seem a bit paranoid?
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Nope, I've applied to work for them. Why can't I join an evil empire and overthrow it?
dazzledfirestar Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Because most of the evil empires are not hiring right now. Do evil empires offer moving expenses?
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 No but they give you a minion fee. One good minion or an army of moderately incompetent ones?
dazzledfirestar Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 ... Does the one good minion have a prop to kill with?
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 If he's a guy but if its a chick she's usually hotter than the girl the hero gets. Be my evil sidekick?
dazzledfirestar Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 I'm slightly over qualified for the sickkick position. Would you consider a partnership of evil?
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Ok but I get to tell the superheroes all about our genius plans when they're tied to the death trap. Can you do the evil laugh?
dazzledfirestar Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Absolutely! Do I get to hit on the superheroes while we have them in our clutches?
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Well yeah if you promise not to fall in love and let them get away. Can I trust you in that capacity?
Leonhart29 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 I don't fall in love very often - so yeah you can trust me. Oh wait - can I join in too?
dazzledfirestar Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Of course! (And Red, who said anything about love? who needs more of that?? ) Do we need super villian names?
quamp Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 You mean you think "redsliver" and "dazzledfirestar" aren't evil enough? Would you fear a villain named Dr. Pansy?
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Damned right. How about something starting with Doctor?
dazzledfirestar Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Well, that'll work for you, but it's not really a female super villian thing. Can we get sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?
redsliver Posted March 20, 2007 Report Posted March 20, 2007 Not right away, that's kind of a first year anniversary gift. What to supervillains get each other for Christmas?
redsliver Posted March 20, 2007 Report Posted March 20, 2007 You shouldn't have. Can I give it a test drive?
Leonhart29 Posted March 20, 2007 Report Posted March 20, 2007 Only if it has a big red button. Why do I feel like a third wheel?
redsliver Posted March 20, 2007 Report Posted March 20, 2007 Don't think of yourself a third wheel but as a share toy. Who called dibs?
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