Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Guest echtrae]

Are you going to drink it?

[dazzledfirestar]

No, its going to Red.

Why am I even involved?

[Guest echtrae]

Not sure.

Are you an overly generous person towards your friends?

[dazzledfirestar]

I suppose I am.

Would you consider that a fault?

[Guest echtrae]

Not really.

Do you?

[dazzledfirestar]

If someone takes advantage of that generosity, then yes.

No one here would do that, would they?

[Guest echtrae]

Certainly not I.

You do believe me, don't you?

[dazzledfirestar]

Why wouldn't I?

[Guest echtrae]

No reason in particular.

What's next?

[dazzledfirestar]

Umm... dinner?

[Guest echtrae]

How'd you guess?

[Keith Inc.]

Careful statistical analysis?

[dazzledfirestar]

Shhh... no one is supposed to know that.

Can't you keep a secret?

[dest]

Obviously not

why would you want to keep that a secret?

[dazzledfirestar]

How do you that wasn't just a test secret?

[dest]

Maybe i do know that

why would you think i don't?

[quamp]

Well, it's not much of a secret anymore, now is it?

Well, now that the secret's out, what should we do about it?

[dazzledfirestar]

Obliviate everyone who thinks they know the secret.

Am I watching too much Harry Potter?

[Keith Inc.]

Is there such a thing as too much?

[dazzledfirestar]

Never!

Would anyone disagree?

[Keith Inc.]

Shouldn't we assume someone would?

[dazzledfirestar]

Of course.

Aren't things always more interesting when there is a difference of opinion?

[StoryJunkie]

or at least a reasonably nutty rejoinder.

I've often wondered where the gene for nuttiness comes from. Anyone hazard a guess?

[dazzledfirestar]

Ummm... the english?

[dest]

of course.

why did the british infect everyone else with a nuttiness gene?