The People Above And Below You

[dazzledfirestar]

^ NINJA

^^ Is right, and should click on the link in my sig labeled The Mary Sue Virus if ^^ really wants to know what we're talking about.

< Is trying really hard to get through chapter four.

V Will cheer < on.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is a former cheerleader

< was never a cheerleader

< was usually the one cutting the pep rally off causing trouble

v cheerleader

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Had no school spirit.

< Didn't really have that much either... really just wanted an excuse to fool around with football players.

V Knows the truth now!

[Guest echtrae]

^ football groupie

< watched the school game, occasionally

v always watched the games

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is very right.

< Had to be at the games... it was kinda part of the cheerleader gig.

V Thinks that's just an excuse.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is always ready with the excuses

< doesn't play that game

v is now wondering what game < plays

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Must play some kind of game.

< Is sure that < will figure it out eventually.

V Is still figuring things out.

[Guest echtrae]

^ clearly expecting Melrick

< knows the rules to the game

v is curious about said rules

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is the one who knows!

< Is not really that concerned with the rules.

V Wants a list of the rules.

[Guest echtrae]

^ rule hater

< knows that rules are to keep things fair

v has never heard of such a concept

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Wants things fair.

< Has gotten past that.

V Hasn't gotten past that.

[Guest echtrae]

^ is unconcerned about fair

< knows that fair becomes a holy thing with more than one kid in the house

v is sure to learn someday

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Thinks I'm having more than one kid!

< Isn't so sure.

V Doesn't want kids.

[Melrick]

^ Could well be right.

< Isn't so sure about whether he wants kids or not

< Doesn't have anyone to have kids with anyway

V Wants to have a proper baby weighing over 10 lbs.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has some weird ideas about normal size of babies.

< Knows that according to her medical professionals around eight pounds is good.

V Is shocked by this.

[Melrick]

^ Is right about that

< Is shocked about the scrawny little things

< Is thankful I never have to worry about squeezing anything out of my body of that size

V Thinks they should be shoved back in and baked longer if they come out under 10 lbs

[Keith Inc.]

^ not exactly correct

<1st kid, 2lbs, 2oz

<2nd kid, 2lbs 7oz

<3rd kid, 2lbs 4oz

V didn't know they came in those sizes....

[Guest echtrae]

^ father of undercooked kids

< kids ranged in size from 5lbs to 9lbs

v views that as a proper range for infants

[Nanaea]

^ Sorta correct.

< 1st - 5 lbs, 12 oz; 2nd - 8 lbs, 9 oz; 3rd - 7 lbs, 5 oz.

< Restates range at 6#'s - 9#'s

< Know that 9#'s may not seem like that much more than 6#'s until you're squeezing it out - OUCH!

V Is cringing now.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Needs to stop scaring me!!

< Doesn't really want to hear the difference.

V Is unsure of the difference.

[quamp]

^ Could be worse... I weighed 10 lbs. 9 oz. at birth. (that's 4.9 kg, btw)

^ Probably didn't want to know that.

< Was born on time, btw.

< Never was able to hit <'s ideal weight

V Is V's ideal weight... only in V's dreams.

[Keith Inc.]

^ knows too much

< is <'s ideal weight...if < was riding a scooter

V is <'s ideal weight, if standing on foot.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Didn't share ^s ideal weight.

< Was her ideal weight before she got pregnant, and has gained exactly the right amount of weight so far... so there you have it.

V Is also ideal!

[Guest echtrae]

^ ideal pregnant redhead

< is ideal technic

v is ideal other

[Keith Inc.]

^ an idealist

<Into ideologies

V idealism is their ideology