I Have Never....

[Squallfan]

No.

I have never eaten duck

[Guest echtrae]

I have, it wasn't bad.

I have never eaten a bear.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never gone looking for BigFoot.

[quamp]

I haven't either. Then again, there aren't any reports of Sasquatch sightings here in north central Texas.

I have never... believed in the pseudo-sciences.

[Guest Madapple]

I believe that there are more things in Heaven and Earth, Quamp, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

I have never . . . performed the tango with a shoe salesman.

[Nanaea]

Um, neither have I....

Because, I have never performed the tango with anyone.

[Squallfan]

I don't like to dance, period. Unless I'm drunk

I have never watched Dancing With the Stars and NEVER WILL!

[quamp]

I've only seen the promos to it. I don't watch a whole lot of television.

I have never... watched an episode of Survivor.

[Squallfan]

Nope

I have never watched ER

[redsliver]

I used to use a tv as white noise during high school so I caught bits and pieces of episodes.

I have never watched tv for over 10 minutes at a time in the last four years

[dazzledfirestar]

I have, but only during a good movie or hockey game.

I have never been to a NHL game outside of the city I live in.

[redsliver]

I haven't seen an NHL game.

I have never had braces.

[Squallfan]

no

I have never skateboarded

[Nanaea]

I tried it a few times but never got very good at it.

I have never finished my christmas shopping early.

[Squallfan]

That's a big no. I've barely begun this year

I have never liked the crowds during the holidays

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either! There's nothing worse than a mall during the holidays.

I have never gone shopping on Christmas Eve.

[Squallfan]

no

I have never stood in line for days to buy a gaming system. (Silly fools)

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never bought an audiobook.

[Squallfan]

no

I have never bought a romance novel

[dazzledfirestar]

I did once, but I worked in a bookstore, I got tricked into it by a co-worker. Never listened to her again!

I have never chosen hot chocolate over coffee.

[quamp]

I haven't either. Then again, I've never been given the choice.

I have never... liked coffee.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have always loved coffee. I miss it. Decaf just isn't the same.

I have never liked de-caf.

[redsliver]

I wouldn't know, I'm allergic to coffee, eating a coffee crisp would have me shitting like a broken fire hose.

I have never used that metaphor before.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either, and I doubt I ever will.

I have never applied for a job online.

[quamp]

I did it practically every day for the year 2002... didn't get me anywhere though.

I have never... had a friend refer me to a job.