I Have Never....

[quamp]

Lucky you... I spent all of 2002 and 2003 going out and looking for work. It's not fun, believe me.

I have never... worn any precious jewels on my fingers.

[redsliver]

me neither, the closest thing to jewelry I have ever worn was a stainless steel watch.

I have never bought anything leather.

[dazzledfirestar]

I bought a leather jacket once, many years ago.

I have never stayed home on New Years Eve.

[Squallfan]

I have.

I have never been to New York on New Years Eve.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... not entirely sure I'd want to go either.

I have never read a travel book for fun.

[redsliver]

What's a travel book?

I have never knowingly read a travel book.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have (its a book that tells you all the things to see in a certain place, and places to stay and eat and all that.)

I have never explained what a travel book is before now.

[redsliver]

I doubt I have either.

I have never read a travel book.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have.

I have never... sold anyone into slavery.

[redsliver]

Not sold, donated? well that's another tale for another time.

I have never been to court.

[Guest echtrae]

I have.

I have never been convicted of a felony.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never traveled long distances by boat.

[redsliver]

11 hours from North Sydney to St John's Newfoundland

I have never been to George St. (its in NFLD, highest concentration of bars in North America)

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... I'm tempted to now though.

I've never been to the east coast.

[redsliver]

I sort of live here.

I have never seen the pacific.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have many many times.

I have never seen the Arctic Ocean.

[redsliver]

I even pissed in it.

I have never urinated in more than two oceans.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... in fact,

I have never urinated in one ocean.

[redsliver]

poor girl

I have never eaten lion.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never eaten zebra.

[redsliver]

well this one time, no wait, that was a postman.

I have never been on a train.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Its not as cool as it sounds.

I have never eaten people.

[Nanaea]

I have... oh, wait...that's not what you meant....

I have never eaten goose.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Its alright.

I have never cooked/eaten TurDuckin (A Chicken in a Duck in a Turkey)

[redsliver]

I find the TurDucKen just doesn't go far enough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXiMqRwdmWU

I have never eaten a deep fried turkey.