I Have Never....

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never practiced voodoo.

[redsliver]

I've stabbed my fork into mashed potatoes shaped into men and screamed "Why aren't you suffering!" at my younger brother.

I have never played with my food since 1989 (when I got a severe spanking for making a potato voodoo doll and interrupting dinner.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never worn anything tie-dyed

[redsliver]

I had a tie dyed shirt I wore when I painted the basement back home.

I have never snorted anything.

[Squallfan]

that's a big NO

I have never gotten high

[redsliver]

I spent the summer between grade 11 and 12 stoned in Halifax.

I have never been backstaged at a concert.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have, long long ago.

I have never had sex with a rock star.

[polywolly]

My husband is a rock star in his own mind. Does that count?

I have never liked exchanging gifts at work.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either. I always get stuck with someone I don't know.

I have never gotten a ticket from the police.

[polywolly]

I have. A speeding ticket, 10 years ago. Christ, I'm getting old...

I have never had plastic surgery. (I'm running out of stuff I've hever done!)

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either (I know what you mean, I'm running out too!)

I have never... been held captive by terrorists (I think I'm tapped... )

[polywolly]

Strangely enough, neither have I. Weird!

I have never...

uh

...designed a skyscraper.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... wow... that's incredible!

I have never slid down a metal roof.

[Squallfan]

nope

I have never climbed a tree.

[redsliver]

I practically lived in trees until I was 12.

I have never fallen out of a tree.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either, I'm sure I would now... but that's not the point.

I have never liked saunas.

[quamp]

Depends on who's in there with me.

I have never... visited a Turkish bath.

[redsliver]

me neither

I have never been told what specifically a turkish bath was.

[Leonhart29]

I have - at least in passing. Something to do with old men and young towel boys.

I have never had sex on a plane.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never had anything confiscated at the airport.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never been pregnant.

[dazzledfirestar]

Strangely enough... I have! Oh and look at that! I AM!

I have never given birth (yet)

[polywolly]

Neither have I. Good luck -ing.

I have never swallowed a bug on purpose.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... eww.

I have never shopped for a real Christmas tree.

[redsliver]

I have many a' time.

I have never cut down my own christmas tree. (The one time we did it, I was 10 and I wasn't allowed near the chainsaw.)