I Have Never....

[StoryJunkie]

I tossed my husband out onto the front lawn once. He ricochetted off of the railing, unfortunately, and came right back in. Don't mess with the Amazon.

I've never driven a Mercedes

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither

I have never screamed profanities in public

[Guest Melody Fate]

Oh yeah, I have. Of course, I live in a city where people scream, "HEY HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU!" to people a block away, it's hard to avoid.

I have never lost/had pulled an "adult" tooth. (This does include my wisdom teeth)

[dazzledfirestar]

I have had all my wisdom teeth pulled... *shudder* not a fun time let me tell you!

I have never babysat an infant I was not related to.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. A few times.

I have never milked a goat or cow, or any animal.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Cows kick. Hard.

I have never been a bridesmaid

[Guest Agaib]

Being a man I'm very proud to say me neither

I have never cross dressed

[StoryJunkie]

ooh, its ever so fun! er, that is to say, no.

I've never dressed up as a Vampire

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have.

I have never licked metal on a cold, winter day.

[redsliver]

I did, I was four and I was told If I wore it people would give me candy. At four, I'd have worn a dress for candy.

I have never been involved in halloween mischief and vandalism.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. Too many times. Not lately though.

I have never owned a watch that had a function other than to tell time. (No calculator watches, no video game watches, no watches that also had an MP3 player. Not even a watch with a stopwatch built in.)

[Guest Agaib]

I have, theyre nice

I have never managed to keep the same watch for more than a year

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. Not much longer than a year though.

I have never dyed my hair a color not found in nature (Purple, lime green, etc.)

[Guest Zimarah]

I have. Purple, blue, and green. Thought it was only purple that I used real dye for (Not Koolaid, etc.)

I have never had short hair (except for when I was born)

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... pretty blue...

I have never ridden in the back of a pick-up truck

[Guest Melody Fate]

Wow, yes to both questions (I have the feeling both were being answered at the same time>)

I have never typed out a novel length document on an electric typewriter (manual, yes.)

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... and I think I'm glad about that.

I have never adopted a pet from the SPCA

[Guest Agaib]

nope, i dont have many pets

I have never hurt a dog on purpose

[polywolly]

Neither have I. I hit one with my car once. He was fine, but I felt horrible about it.

I have never liked receiving jewlrey as a gift.

[Guest Agaib]

I've never recieved jewelry as a gift

I have never gone a year without some sort of breakdown involving going crazy for a week or so.

[redsliver]

I think I've managed to avoid crazy breakdowns since they were a weekly occurance in junior high.

I have never been injured while playing sports (scrapes, minor cuts and bruises don't count as injuries)

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither. I dont usually get hurt. Partly because I take good care of Myself, and I dont play many sports.

I have never read a snuff story and enjoyed it

[redsliver]

I have never read a snuff story

I have never fainted.

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither

I have never enjoyed a trip to the doctor

[Guest arora]

passed out while standing, yes, true fainting, no.

I have never eaten raw fish, canned tuna is prossessed and don't count.