I Have Never....

[redsliver]

I have never written a slashfic, though I may have to to finish FtLG.

I have never liked it when you got to see the monster in a horror movie.

[polywolly]

I have. It usually makes me laugh.

I have never left a tip for a bad waiter/waitress.

[AmyMcClair]

I have because I usually eat at a restaurant twice, and am afraid of retaliation.

I have never punted (moving a boat with a really long pole - like the gondolas in Italy).

[Squallfan]

no

I have never ridden in a taxi, thank God

[redsliver]

I have I got in a cab about a month ago with a driver who new my dad. The cabbie told me the story of how when I was 3 I broke the VCR by putting a peanut butter sandwich in it.

I have never drank at breakfast.

[Squallfan]

Do you mean alcohol? if so, than definitely not.

I have never liked grits.

[quamp]

Grits are like squid. If you make it right, it's not too bad. I like it if it's done right.

I have never... understood the appeal of escargot.

[polywolly]

Neither have I. "Oh look, a snail. Bet them're tasty," has never crossed my mind.

I have never been able to litter.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I, I've even guilt tripped people into picking up their own litter.

I have never understood why someone would name a company Fannie Mae.

[Squallfan]

me neither

I have never liked the lizard Geico commercials(though the caveman ones are hilarious)

[AmyMcClair]

I wouldn't know.

I have never seen the caveman Geico commercials.

[redsliver]

me neither, but...

I haven't watched a show on television in over a year.

[Squallfan]

I have, several in fact

I have never liked the show American Idol

[redsliver]

I have never liked any game show and American Idol is a gameshow.

I have never voted for an American/Canadian/Yugoslavian/etc. Idol contestant.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never watched an episode of American/Canadian/whatever Idol.

[Squallfan]

nope

I have never liked soap operas

[redsliver]

I have never watched soap operas. (both response and prompt)

[AmyMcClair]

I watched one when I was about 13 for a summer.

I have never finished my x-mas shopping early.

[redsliver]

usually I'm done by the second week of november, I haven't started this year.

I have never bought someone clothes at christmas.

[Guest echtrae]

I have, only to have it then returned for something else. So generally I try to avoid such things.

I have never completely lost my temper with someone over the phone, I tend prefer the personal approach of being able to directly bash their head in.

[redsliver]

I do prefer that but I have completely gone apeshit over the phone once at my brother.

I have never used the entire time offered to write an exam.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never understood why some people think that everyone in Canada speaks french.

[AmyMcClair]

For the same reason that some people think that Americans speak english.

I have never lost my voice completely.

[dazzledfirestar]

I did once, but it wasn't from screaming, it was a viral thing.

I have never liked tomatoes

[AmyMcClair]

I love tomatoes.

I have never liked lobster.