I Have Never....

[redsliver]

not me, however I like that song by Weird Al

I have never seen a play not put on by a school or university

[dazzledfirestar]

I have.

I have never been to a movie premiere

[Guest echtrae]

Neither Have I.

I have never been to Europe.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. It was nice.

I have never been to the caribbean

[redsliver]

Is that in Canada? If yes than maybe.

I have never noticed my new title before my last post.

[dazzledfirestar]

I hadn't either... in fact,

I have never noticed most people's titles unless they point them out.

[Guest echtrae]

I usually notice them.

I have never been out of the country of my birth.

[redsliver]

me neither

I have never felt an earthquake

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Not a big one, but still.

I have never stayed out all night without calling home.

[redsliver]

I have, I always forgot to call home, drove my Dad apeshit

I have never heard my mother swear before I was 18

[dazzledfirestar]

Oh I did. I learned some of the best from my mom.

I have never jumped off the high dive.

[redsliver]

I have, but I didn't dive just jumped.

I have never went a week during any summer without swimming since I was 5

[dazzledfirestar]

I have.

I have never spent the summer by the sea.

[redsliver]

I have

I have never seen a live bear

[Guest echtrae]

I have, but it was in a zoo.

I have never seen a live bear outside the zoo.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Banff National Park is great for that.

I have never been to Alcatraz Island

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never seen the Golden Gate Bridge in person.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Very nice, very nice... right up until Magneto floated it across the bay... oh wait... right... fiction...

I have never actually confused fiction with reality.

[ShiniLuv]

I have... admittedly it was after being awake for roughly 3 days and I'm sure I was hallucinating at the end of it too.

I have never managed to convince my friends that I'm actually very sane.

[Guest echtrae]

I'm really not sure. Perhaps, but most likely only the ones that are less sane than I.

I have never been able to whistle innocently.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... but then,

I have never been able to whistle.

[redsliver]

before I had braces in junior high I could make the sound of a kettle boiling between the gap in my two front teeth.

I have never been able to carry a tune.

[dazzledfirestar]

I can... if it has handles.

I have never seen anyone actually look cool in a Darth Vadar costume (Haden Christensen included)

[StoryJunkie]

Me either, but then

I have never seen anyone in a Darth Vader costume.

[redsliver]

I watched revenge of the nerds once

I have never tried to play the drums