I Have Never....

[redsliver]

yeah me neither

I have never snored in a class

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either but then...

I've never fallen asleep in class

[redsliver]

I have today, but it was economics

I have never been to see a stand up comic live

[dazzledfirestar]

I have a few times. It was fun... after a couple of drinks.

I have never yelled at someone parked in a handicapped spot that wasn't handicapped (until about a half hour ago.)

[redsliver]

neither have I

I have never been nervous waiting for orgy post feedback (until now)

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... duh!

I have never understood how anyone could give two handjobs while... well, check the orgy.

[redsliver]

me neither but

I have never worried about the mechanics of it

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... until recently.

I have never had chicken pox

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I have! Have the scar to prove it! :>

I have never had mumps though.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never owned a cat

[polywolly]

I have two.

I have never had children.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... yet.

I have never liked cheap wine

[Nanaea]

Me either, but then again, I don't drink that much.

I have never taken part in an orgy.

[redsliver]

only the "literal" kind

I have never liked puns

[Nanaea]

They're alright, but I much prefer teh double entendre.

George Carlin aside, I have never much cared for crude humour.

[redsliver]

I adore being crude

I have never censored my jokes around my father (mother yes, dad no)

[polywolly]

Nope, no need.

I have never needed glasses.

[quamp]

Uncorrected, my vision is 20/75. I've needed them since I was 7. You get used to them. I've also worn contact lenses, but I didn't like that.

I have never... needed a hearing aid.

[dazzledfirestar]

What?? Just kidding.

I have never needed a cane

[redsliver]

nope, my legs are working perfectly

I have never been in a wheel chair for non recreational reasons.

[Nanaea]

I have - I was in labor.

I have never been in a cast.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Broke a leg.

I have never gotten roses

[quamp]

I haven't either. Then again, I have hay fever, and I don't really like that kind of thing.

I have never... given chocolate to a S.O.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never liked heavy metal

[Guest Zimarah]

Nope, me neither.

I have never liked Country music.