I Have Never....

[Nanaea]

Neither have I!

I have never actually bought anything from a (brick & motar) sex shop.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Once or twice. Had to get an inflatable sheep for my friends stag party.

I have never been into Star Trek

[Nanaea]

I have. It's practically sacrilege in my family not to be and now dh has gotten our eldest hooked.

I have never been into anime.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never seen Full Metal Jacket.

[polywolly]

Neither have I.

I have never seen every episode of Cowboy Bebop.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either. Not really interested either.

I have never watched a full episode of the Sopranos

[polywolly]

Nope. I've never even seen one.

I have never listened to an entire Brittany Spears song.

[dazzledfirestar]

i have... I have horrible taste in music.

i have never disliked the Simpson

[polywolly]

I have, both Jessica and Ashley. But if you mean the cartoon, then no, I haven't either. I have always like those Simpsons.

I have never liked tapioca.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... it's a texture thing.

I have never like Pepsi

[polywolly]

Nope. Can't say that I have.

I have never smacked a stranger on the ass.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... should try that next time I'm shopping.

Has never had a stranger smack their ass

[polywolly]

Not guilty. I have.

I have never loaned a book to someone.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have, but it was my mom, so I knew I'd get it back.

I have never had a problem with my cell phone service

[polywolly]

I haven't either. I don't have one, even though or probably because I work for one of the companies. Incidentally, I could introduce you to thousands upon thousands of people who have!

I have never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... mmmm... chocolate!

I have never used the word sphincter in a fic.

[polywolly]

Neither have I, nor have I used the word prostate. Can't get over that one in slash.

I have never been able to read the word prostate in a slash fic without snickering.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either. *snicker*

I have never used a cheesy line to pick anyone up.

[polywolly]

Nope. There's no room for cheesy line within my psychosis.

I have never had an extra-marital affair. (other than in my imagination)

[dazzledfirestar]

So we aren't talking about imaginary ones? Then no, me either.

I have never liked beets

[polywolly]

Me either. *blech!*

I have never been able to whistle very well.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never been able to snap my fingers

[Nanaea]

I can but I can't whistle at all.

I have never been able to wiggle my ears even though my grandfather could and my son can.

[redsliver]

I have inherited the mastery of ear wiggling from my mother's father as well.

I have never had a hot teacher since I was too young to be attracted to her anyway.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... male or female.

I have never been to the middle east (gee... guess what I'm watching...)