I Have Never....

[redsliver]

I have never had it

I have never worked for commission

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either. I am not a salesperson. Can't sell anything.

I have never negotiated the price of anything

[redsliver]

I have, but only for second hand stuff

I have never had a yard or garage sale

[Guest Little_Girl_Lost]

Me neither. What have I to sell anyway? Apart from twelve year old comics, Battle Royale manga, PS1 games, blank CD's and-oh.

I have never tried any type of illegal drug. Ever. Even though I'm in uni and I'm strangely addicted to the itallic button.

[Guest Nympho]

Me either, though gotten a contact high before.

I have never been naked in public... will be soon though!

[dazzledfirestar]

Just once. I don't want to talk about it.

I have never owned cheap wine glasses

[quamp]

Only one. It broke very easily.

I have never... asked an artist to draw something NC-17 rated.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never thrown out my back... til today.

[redsliver]

No back throwing out for me, but I always wanted to see a scene in a western where a cowboy tries to throw a table to use as cover but its nailed down and he throws his back out.

I have never written a script

[dazzledfirestar]

I tried once... didn't get too far though.

I have never finished a script

[Guest Nympho]

Me either, mainly because they all sucked.

I have never been able to write more than drabbles.

[redsliver]

I haven't been much good at anything besides comedy.

I have never been happy with dialogue I've written.

[dazzledfirestar]

i have... once or twice... its tough.

I have never been totally satisfied with an oral sex scene I've wrtten

[redsliver]

I have been totally satisfied with an oral sex scene you've written.

I have never been able to use more than two people well in sex scenes.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either! I don't know what I'm going to do with them all... I can't focus on that many things at once. (no pun intended)

I have never had my name in someone's title before tonight.

[redsliver]

I've enslaved SoulSearcher once.

I have never been able to not edit spelling errors if I reread something I posted in the orgy.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... does this mean I have to reread it again...

I have never hated emoticons.

[redsliver]

I have, not forum ones, its one fangirl who showed on my msn one day. Emoticons for everything

I have never had entire conversations online with only emoticons.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... that sounds... odd really.

I have never bought my own computer

[redsliver]

I got mine for christmas three years ago, so neither have I.

I have never owned a desktop computer

[Guest Little_Girl_Lost]

I have. I hated it.

I have never left a splinter in me whenever I recieved one.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never had a problem with pulling my own splinters out

[redsliver]

I did when I was 4.

I have never drove (piloted?) a boat.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... but hey, prairie girl. When am I going to be on a boat?

I have never liked the Calgary Flames

[redsliver]

me neither, but out here its Canadiens or Maple Leafs, as my dad was a Leafs fan, I was a Canadiens.

I have never played league hockey. (which is unheard of in my neck of the woods.)