I Have Never....

[redsliver]

shoelaces, but a good kick tore them free

I have never tripped over untied laces

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never tied someone's shoelaces together.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I have ^^;

I have never pierced my tongue.

[redsliver]

I'm intending to leave this life with as many holes as I entered it

I have never worn contacts

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either. I can't stand the idea of sticking my finger in my eye.

I have never skinny dipped

[redsliver]

me neither, not much swimming weather left to remedy that this year either

I have never went camping out of province (state or whatever you have around you)

[dazzledfirestar]

Province works, oh fellow Canadian. And nope. I don't camp.

I have never liked living without a shower for more than a day or two.

[redsliver]

I don't really notice it, and in engineering the women are effectively non-female anyway a missed shower every week or two is rarely noticed.

I have never told a woman that she was effectively non female to her face

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. But I'm a girl it's different.

I have never had naked pictures taken of me.

[redsliver]

I've taken hundreds of naked pictures of dazzled! You can view them all www.dazzledfirestarisanastyredhead.com

I have never made a website

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I have several times!! And each time I perfected, until I burned out from it...

I have never been to an orgy, AFF or other wise..

[redsliver]

I've been to the AFF online one, not much action though, needs some SilverFox action I think

I have never thoroughly contemplated the logistics of hosting an orgy

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

Neither have I... O.o

I have never streaked through the house while no one but my husband and I are in the house... ( living with parents sucks * blushes hard * yeah I still live with my folks ^^; )

[redsliver]

I have streaked in front of your parents almost twice a week, its how I pay for college

I have never walked in on anyone having sex

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I did when I was little.

I have never masturbated

[redsliver]

I have daily, for years! poor girl, give it a go!

I have never admitted I masturbated before grade 10

[dazzledfirestar]

Really? wow... ummm... it's not something I advertise but...

I have never liked Kiera Knightley

[redsliver]

She's pretty but I don't think she's an amazing actor

I have never liked Orlando Bloom

[dazzledfirestar]

Mmmmm.... Orlando..... oh..uh, yeah, I'm a fan.

I have never liked microwave popcorn (I prefer the hot air popped stuff)

[Guest Nympho]

Ditto, with lots and lots of butter and salt.

I have never lost a banana eating contest.

[quamp]

That's something I'd like to see.... oh, uh, erm... sorry. I have never been in one.

I have never... used food to attempt to arouse someone.

[redsliver]

That's a woman's game, the best I could do is lick the oreo creme slowly. But then I'd probably think "Mmm Oreo..." and cookie monster it.

I have never been to an organised protest.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

Neither have I. Knowing my luck I'd get arrested or someone would pick a fight with me and I'd have to defend myself, thus getting arrested....

I have never liked the vanilla Oreo.

[redsliver]

I like all oreo.

I have never washed clothes by hand.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I have...I needed some unmentionables...

I have never called my underwear unmentionables before now.