I Have Never....

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

Neither have I.

I have never gotten a hangover from drinking too much.

[Guest Pherazen]

Hangover? What's that?

I have never pretended to like someone I really didn't.

[dazzledfirestar]

I did... but she was my boss, so its not like I had a choice.

I have never made my husband buy feminine products for me.

[redsliver]

I've made your husband by me tampons once.

I've never bought feminine products

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Goes along with being a female.

I have never bought condoms

[polywolly]

I have, a long, long time ago. It's weird too, because it's not like condoms have a myriad of uses. The cashier KNOWS what you're going to be doing with those later and doesn't mind looking at you funny because of it.

I have never been tall.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either. In fact I've always been short.

I have never been able to reach the top shelf in my kitchen without a chair or step ladder.

[polywolly]

I have, with my tall husband's arms.

I have never riden a motorcycle by myself.

[Guest Nympho]

Me either. Used to ride behind my dad when I was little, though.

I have never worked at the Ren Fest.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

Me neitehr as I have no clue as to what that is...

I have never been to a rock concert.

[redsliver]

Many many times

I have never been to a strip club

[polywolly]

Neither have I, but I was invited once. I still say I can see a naked woman whenever I choose by lifting up my shirt or a naked man by simply closing my eyes. Ah, imagination... *ahem*

I have never fallen asleep at the wheel.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

neither have I. I've just zoned out totally and drove home on "automatic pilot" and wondered later how the hell I got home.

I have never forgotten to return something I borrowed from a "friend". Bitch never gave back my manga. Just found in her bookcase.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not for any extended period of time... an extra week maybe but nothing major!

I have never had a problem getting my stuff back from my friends.

[Guest Pherazen]

I have, but considering what it was and who she used it with, I don't think I want it back...

I have never borrowed money I never intended to pay back.

[redsliver]

um five bucks a few times, but I've lent out five bucks a number of times I didn't expect to get repaid.

I have never heeded traffic lights between 4 and 5 am

[Guest Pherazen]

Neither have I, but only on Saturdays.

I have never seduced redsliver using a pair of fuzzy handcuffs, gummy underwear, and chocolate whipped cream.

[redsliver]

Oh I have, he's a sucker for those things

I have never had sex with Pherazen rather than go to class.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

Neither have I!

I have never had sex with anyone other than my husband. I think I said that right....

[Guest Nympho]

I have never had sex... period.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I have! I have a 5 month old to prove it!

I have never forgotten to return favors.

[Guest Nympho]

Once or twice but I get reminded eventually.

I have never celebrated Halloween. (mom was militant about it being evil)

[dazzledfirestar]

Oh you poor thing! Its the best holiday ever!!

I have never not dressed up for Halloween.

[redsliver]

I have had sex, though not during anyone's period...

I have never gotten any permanent injury while performing cunnilingus (just watched Chasing Amy today, finally seen all Smith)

[dazzledfirestar]

(Kevin Smith is a genius. Am watching Mallrats as I type.)

I haven't either.

I have never gotten my clothes caught in an escalator.