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Guest Pherazen
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My largest ever bank account balance was $2437.42. I framed the little peice of paper the teller gave me. It was gone in two months, though.

I've never told my friend that her pants did not make her butt look big.

Guest Pavana Lachrimae
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Yard glass, no. Cat dish, yes. (Vodka, though, not water. I'm not that disgusting.)

I have never been arrested.

Guest Pherazen
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Neither have I but I was forced into it anyway.

I've never run out of places to hide the bodies.

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You'll never run out if you're very creative.

I have never tried to get my mom to watch the Jay and Silent Bob movies.

Guest Little_Girl_Lost
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Neither have I.

I have never gone to see a film with a friend just because said friend wanted to see it.

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I have, still have an ugly lookin' scar on my knee.

I have never been hurt in a car wreck.

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I have, managed to total an oldsmobile. How pathetic is that?

I have never broken a bone.

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I have. Hurts like hell but I got some nice painkillers for it.

I have never been able to sit all the way through Pulp Fiction.

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