I Have Never....

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I have, only because the car hydroplaned through...couldn't stop so we sailed on through...

I have never hurt another friend.

[redsliver]

I have (Ottawa) my cousin lived there and I stopped at her place for a night while driving to Edmonton.

I have never lied to an SO about where I was going.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either. He trusts me, and I don't want to screw that up with something trivial... despite the tiff last night *blush*

I have never had a furry pet.

[quamp]

Back in ye ancient times, when I was a wee lad, my family owned a cat. It got run over by a car one Friday evening. Mom had to scoop it up and put it in a paper bag, then take it to animal control on Saturday. Before she went there, she stopped at the post office along the way. I was about 4 at the time, and forgot to lock the car door. When we came back, the bag was gone.

Later, mom and I saw an ambulance in front of a restaurant. Being an RN, mom went to see if she could help. We found the bag containing the dead cat and the overweight woman who stole it, only to peer inside and see a dead, bloody cat in a bag. (Why she ignored the blood stains on the bag is beyond me though.)

I have never... had another run-in with a dumb criminal.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... I think you get the prize, quamp, for run-in with a stupid criminal.

I have never had my astrological chart done.

[Guest Nympho]

Me either... not even sure what that is, actually.

I have never participated in a rainbow party. (one guy, lots of girls with different colored lipstick... you get the idea?)

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... but I don't share well.

I have never used any form of power tool

[redsliver]

I have, electric hedgetrimmer about a week ago.

I have never farted in an elevator.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... I blamed to guy next to me.

I have never had sex in public

[Guest Nympho]

me either... I"m not living up to my name very well am I?

I have never seen my BIL try to do the booty bounce... 'til about ten seconds ago!

[dazzledfirestar]

Thank God I've never seen that!

I have never cooked for my in-laws.

[Guest Nympho]

I have, my BIL blames me for him gaining 20 pounds.

I have never been so glad to be vision impaired!

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... for your sake of course!

I have never taken my empties back (that's why I have a husband! )

[Guest Nympho]

Umm.... I have no idea what empties are!

I have never thrown a punch without a damn good reason.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... in fact...

I have never punched anyone

[Guest Nympho]

I have, but only 'cause he tried to grope me.

I have never kicked a guy in the nuts.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either. I thought about it once or twice though.

I have never had a crush on any of my gay male friends.

[Guest Nympho]

I have, well actually he was bi.

I have never tried to steal another girl's (or guy's) man.

[dazzledfirestar]

I did. *blush* it worked out well for me, I won. He was my high school sweetheart.

I have never had my boyfriend stolen.

[Guest Nympho]

Me either... maybe that's because I dated losers.

I have never gone out with a comfirmed "player".

[dazzledfirestar]

Nope. I'm the player! Or at least I was until I met my husband.

I've never found anything good at a vintage shop.

[Guest Nympho]

I have. Found a beautiful black-stained music box.

I have never owned more than three pairs of shoes at any one time.

[redsliver]

And I've never owned more than two.

I've never hit an animal with my car

[Guest Pherazen]

Neither have I, but my friend has... four times.

I've never told my mom about the time I took our unregistered and unisured car on a joyride to the next city and back without having either a licenced driver in the next seat or a drivers licence.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... mainly because I've never done that.

I have never been to the very top of a mountain.