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Guest Melody Fate

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Back in ye ancient times, when I was a wee lad, my family owned a cat. It got run over by a car one Friday evening. Mom had to scoop it up and put it in a paper bag, then take it to animal control on Saturday. Before she went there, she stopped at the post office along the way. I was about 4 at the time, and forgot to lock the car door. When we came back, the bag was gone.

Later, mom and I saw an ambulance in front of a restaurant. Being an RN, mom went to see if she could help. We found the bag containing the dead cat and the overweight woman who stole it, only to peer inside and see a dead, bloody cat in a bag. (Why she ignored the blood stains on the bag is beyond me though.)

I have never... had another run-in with a dumb criminal.

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Neither have I, but my friend has... four times.

I've never told my mom about the time I took our unregistered and unisured car on a joyride to the next city and back without having either a licenced driver in the next seat or a drivers licence.

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