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I have many many times... not recently. I do not relish the idea of flying at this point... no water, no liquid or gel of any kind? come on boys? really? they better be bringing that little water jug around a hell of a lot more on that plane then! *ends rant*

I have never driven across the country/continent

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Me either. When your name is Kenni you just get really sick of that stupid joke!

I have never played a game without looking for cheat codes on the net.

(Oh and Nympho.... I like squid!!  )

Why does that sound so naughty?

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Shame on you for pirating stuff, Redsilver. Back in ye ancient times when I was a lad, you didn't have a choice. Music came in records or 8-track cassette tapes.

I have never... pirated music.

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Well, I've French kissed a woman... it was wonderful. (Then again, I am male. I've never kissed another man though.)

I have never... spent the evening with my family watching porn.

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I have, I guess, at some point. She likes the drinky-drink a bit too much, and then she gets mean, and judgmental, and then she starts to reminisce about how different things might have been with her first husband--my husband's father--and then I remind her that she cheated on HIM and now he's dead so she'll never find out, now will she, and then I realize that my remark was not a productive means with which to deescalate the situation, that I'm just frustrated because she has absolutely no regard for the feelings, needs, or wants of another human being, especially her son's... Yeah, so maybe not so much...

I have never called a phone sex hotline.

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