I Have Never....

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... sometimes its the only way to get rid of them!

I have never gotten a fake number.

[quamp]

I haven't either... then again, I've gotten numerous bad e-mail addresses.

I have never... given a fake e-mail to someone.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not on purpose... sometimes I can't spell

I have never worn a tux

[redsliver]

I haven't either.

I have never worn white shoes.

[StoryJunkie]

Missing out on a "walk on the wild side" there, dude.

I've never worn jeans to work

[polywolly]

I have. A lot of times. I don't wear the "rock n roll" jeans that require something else be worn underneath them so as not to flash anyone I walk past, but I have no regard for the dress code and everyone's too afraid I'll quite if they say something about it. Actually, that's kind of nice leverage to have, come to think of it.

I have never seen the last episode of MASH.

[Nanaea]

I have. I cried.

I have never watched Sex in the City.

[redsliver]

I flipped through it once, saw almost twenty seconds worth.

I have never bought a tv.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have.

I have never watched the old Transformers cartoon

[StoryJunkie]

In passing. didn't actually sit down and watch an entire episode. Optimus Prime was a transport (or a semi to those not in Ontario)

I've never had one of those glammed up pictures taken of myself. (I believe they're called "bordello")

[redsliver]

Neither have I

I have never been on a farm

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Field trip in, I think the third grade... didn't like it... too much mud. That was the day I figured out that I was a city mouse.

I have never shared my chili recipe

[redsliver]

I haven't met anyone I haven't given dazzledfirestar's chili recipe to

I have never had sex in a pool.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... but I don't swim well...

I have never had sex in the rain

[Guest Mike256bit]

Underwater sex is dangerous.

I've never had sex in a friend's bed.

[dazzledfirestar]

Ummm... well... does it could if its with that friend?

I have never been sucked in by Columbia House or the like.

[redsliver]

me neither

i have never owned a credit card

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... pesky little thing that is!

I have never owned good silver.

[redsliver]

I think the only cutlery I have ever owned was steel or plastic.

I have never been robbed.

[englishwitch]

I have, they conned me out of 10 euro's when i was on holdiay. it all ahappened so quick i didn't realise until they had gone.

I have never done anal.

[Nanaea]

Um, yeah.... *whistles nonchalantly*

I have never been in a threesome.

[englishwitch]

Neither have i, what red blooded male wouldn't want to though?

I have never done anything about the grudges i hold.

[polywolly]

I have. Let's just leave it at that in case the investigation is still open...

I have never been to Disney World. (I think I've used that one before, but I'm running out of stuff I haven't done!)

[englishwitch]

Neither have i. i hear the one in florida is good despite the long lines but i'd stay away from the one in Paris, apparently the French don't like tourists in their park.

I have never found out my blood type

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

Neither have I... I should...

I have never been to the West Coast.