I Have Never....

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^^ er ... me either?

I have never had a near death experience.

[StoryJunkie]

me neither. I wanted one, too. But, I'm too damn healthy and not one iota accident prone. (sighs) Healthy and strong as a horse. I'll never live it down (searches some more for lost head)

Never drank Glenfiddich

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Me has! Lagavulin is better. :>

I have never gleeked.

[Guest Mike256bit]

If that's what you call that thing where you spray saliva out from under the tongue, I have full command over my sublingual glands and can do it pratically nonstop.

I have never broken a bone.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I broke my baby toe on my left foot chasing my sister through the house. ^^;;

I have never liked thunder storms.

[Guest Mike256bit]

I usually dig them but last week the lightning was right over head so the blinding flashes of light and deafening resonanting booms of superheated air were kind of unpleasant.

I've been been electrocuted

[Guest Soulsearcher]

oO;; That explains so much!

I have never been knocked unconscious.

[Guest Mike256bit]

I've been been electrocuted

Hah! No, I meant to say I'd never been electrocuted. Nor have I been knocked unconscious.

I've never fainted.

[StoryJunkie]

me either. healthy as a horse, as I mentioned earlier. (sighs again)

I've never been grounded.

[redsliver]

grounded? I've never been electrocuted...

I've never seen something nearby get struck by lightning.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I have! The windshield on my dad's old truck got struck by lightning, and was scarier was that my whole family and I were in the vehicle!!

I have never smoked a joint.

[Guest Mike256bit]

Good for you! Neither have I.

I've never tried to get high on household products.

[Guest Animefan249]

i have never had sex period, and i'm 20 years old.

[quamp]

"Under advice from my lawyer, I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me."

I have never... snorted cocaine or any deriviative thereof.

[StoryJunkie]

I accidentally got rootbeer in my nose, but I was trying to swallow it, and then I burped. Very unpleasant. I think somebody got ninja'd. (Don't worry Animefan249, some people stay virgins for a long long time. Best not to rush things. Your genetic material is too precious to waste on just anyone.)

I've never been able to shut up if I think someone needs gratuitous advice.

[redsliver]

I have, however:

I have never been able not to explain how things work. (If I know)

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have, mostly because I often have trouble explaining things, even if I know how they work.

I have never eaten a cereal bar.

[quamp]

You're not missing anything, trust me.

I have never... been to a cereal bar.

[Guest Mike256bit]

I have, but I was carded as being overaged

I've never drank in a bar.

[StoryJunkie]

I drank so hard in a bar, I ended up under the table! No, wait, I meant, I "laughed" so hard in a bar, I ended up under the table. Ah, the same damn thing.

I've never oogled someone, or whistled at someone attractive

[polywolly]

Oogled someone...oogled someone...do pictures count?

Actually, no, not in person. I've never been prone to staring at anything besides words. If given the chance, and a time machine, I'd oogle my ass off.

I have never worked a true graveyard shift.

[CainTheEternal]

I have. 10 pm to 6 am at McDonalds. The horror...

I've never been in a padded room.

[StoryJunkie]

Can't recall, but I may have been in a drug-induced haze. I think my brother brought a straight jacket home once....(I wonder where he got that thing?)

I've never owned a brand new couch. They've all been 2nd hand.

[polywolly]

Neither have I! Which begs the question, if no one buys them new, then where do the used ones come from? Freaky...

I have never shaved my head.

[Guest Mike256bit]

YARGH, no thanks. Haven't.

I've never had my hair down to my butt.