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I have. Here's what happened:

I went to the place on my first day. After filling out the I-9 and W-2 forms, my boss' boss comes in. He asks who I am. When he was told who I was, he said this:

"Woah. I never authorized any hiring. Both of you are fired."

They reported me to the state board of employment as having been fired, even though my time there was 5 minutes at most.

It took me a whole year to find another job (This was in 2002.)

I have never... seen a movie on its first day of release.

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I pick up accents just hearing people talk... If I stick around someone long enough I'll start talking just like them.

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I did, but Ive had an obession with bugs ever since

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I have, I had my appendix removed

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me neither

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Me neither... I wish. *Royal Carribian mercial runs through head.* Damn you subliminal messages!

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Me neither though ive considered it....

I have never turned down an offer for chocolate

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