I Have Never....

[Guest Mike256bit]

I haven't, but I'm intrigued.

I have never done a fresco painting.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Me either. But I'd imagine it would be fun.

I have never gone on a cruise

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

Neither have I.

I have never played the violin.

[quamp]

I haven't either. My instrument of choice was the tuba.

I have never... tried to get the vehicle I was driving at its top speed.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. Of course, I'm one of the few people who ever got a speeding ticket on a Moped too.

I have never eaten the "Green part" of a lobster, despite several assurances that it is "absolutely delicious."

[StoryJunkie]

the claws are best, don't let no one tell you no diffrent!

I have never painted a house by myself.

[redsliver]

I've done it with my brothers, but I think it may have gotten done faster if I have done it by myself.

I have never slept with someone I knew the last name of.

[Guest Mike256bit]

I have and still am!

I have never had to sleep in a different room due to "differences."

[Guest Melody Fate]

By differences, do you mean, "I'm pukesick and running a temperature, so if I don't want to infect you, I'd better sleep on the couch?" If so, yes. If only "I'm mad at you!" No.

I have never played "he loves me he loves me not" with a real daisy.

[quamp]

I haven't either. With one exception, I could pretty much tell that every woman I've met wasn't interested in me.

I have never... e-mailed someone else porn.

[redsliver]

I have, well in a sense, I sent a friend the complete save file for a hentai game in grade 11.

I have never seen someone I have met in person in porn.

[polywolly]

Neither have I...yet.

I have never been able to keep track of a pair of sunglasses for more than one summer.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. I'm going three years on the pair in the car and two years on the pair I use when I walk.

I have never put a twinkie in the microwave.

[StoryJunkie]

well, since I never buy them, neither have I.

I've never eaten a baked banana (I mean really!)

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. Yummy! Fried banana too.. mmmmm.

I have never made zuchinni bread.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I have! Its yummy good!

I have never been to a strip bar.... ( but I wanna )

[quamp]

I have. It was a complete waste of money. They kept wanting me to drink and I kept telling them no.

I met a porn star once at a comic book convention. She was a real bitch too.

I have never... bought a new car.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. It was an interesting experience. Apparently though, encouraging the strippers into having intelectual conversation is frowned upon by horny women enjoying "Girls night out."

I have never been to a strip club with strippers of the same sex as me.

[polywolly]

Neither have I. I was invited once, but I respectfully declined. When I'm undressed, I just happen to be a naked woman. There's really no mystery there.

I have never visited Washington DC.

[redsliver]

I have never been to the states.

I have never been bitten by a dog.

[StoryJunkie]

I have. I was in grade 3, and running. He caught my wrist in his teeth, but his mouth did not go around my wrist. I had four teeth marks on the inside of my arm. Freaked me.

I've never been bitten by a cat (play biting doesn't count, no broken skin)

[Guest Mike256bit]

I have. We were shaving the matted fur off his back and he aggressively licked my hand, following up with a vicious bite.

I've never owned fewer than two cats at a time.

[Nanaea]

I have, as I'm allergic. If I wasn't I'd be that crazy cat lady everyone hears about....

I have never been without a pet.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

Niether have I. My family has always either had a cat(s) or a odg(s).

I have never ridden on a train before.

[polywolly]

I have, but it was the little train at Six Flags. I wonder if that's anything like riding the little bus?

I have never had an odg. (Sorry, couldn't resist...)