I Have Never....

[Guest Mike256bit]

I never had a real problem with it, but I did have a pseudo-addiction to papaya pills. Though, they were chewable.

I've never had real papaya.

[redsliver]

I have, they're tasty.

I have never added chewable vitamins or other nutrient supplements to my diet.

[Guest Pherazen]

I used to take those Flinstones vitamins when I was a kid. Man, they were N.A.S.T.Y.. With an extra big capital N.

I have never been able to figure out a fitting anagram for N.A.S.T.Y..

[Guest Miyuutsuu]

I have. It's A.N.T.S.Y.

I have never tried Korean cuisine. Thai yes, but never Korean.

[Guest Mike256bit]

I like Korean -- lot's of spice. One of my favorites.

I have never lived outside of five blocks of a Chinese restaurant.

[englishwitch]

i have never broken a bone.

how's that for a boring life, i had a cousin who broke her arm twice in the same year climbing the same tree.

[quamp]

Well, since someone can't read the rules, we'll just skip over him/her.

I have. The nearest Chinese restaurant to my college dorm was 9 blocks away.

I have never... watched an episode of Friends.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I have, IMO, its a waste of time.

I have never been to Miami

[Guest Mike256bit]

I have, but all of Florida is a waste, to me.

I have never seen a national forest.

[polywolly]

I have. I saw many trees, several sticks, a few indigenous animals, and the occasional discarded Mountain Dew 20oz plastic bottle. Ah...nature.

I have never intentionally ran an animal over with my car.

[StoryJunkie]

me either, although I have accidentally.

I've never lived in a commune

[Guest Pherazen]

I have, but most people call it "Summer Camp". Strange people, they.

I have never answered the phone bearing a number I didn't recognize with a simple "Hello?"

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I have.

I have never played the piano.

[quamp]

I did once. I sucked big time at it.

I have never... played a clarinet.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I have but only one note...Low D...

I have never ran in the rain.

[redsliver]

I have, soccer is best in the rain.

I have never swore at my mother.

[Guest Pherazen]

At her, no. In front of her, yep.

I have never joined a school club because I actually wanted to.

[Nanaea]

I have. It was the Drama Club.

Drama Queen? Who, me?? ::bats eyelashes innocently::

I have never been good at sports.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Me either, unless you count sitting around on my ass as a sport, then I'm the champion, baby!

I have never eaten an entire package of those "red hot" candy hearts.

[polywolly]

I have never actually eaten a "red hot". I have lived a sheltered life.

I have never driven a vehicle powered by diesel fuel.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I have, when I moved to NYC we rented a truck that was diesel.

I have never owned an MP3 player.

[Guest Madapple]

I have never returned to Boston to place a sign that reads "Actual Size" in front of John Hancock's memorial stone in the Old Granary Cemetary. Incidently, the monument looks like a twelve-foot erection.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Okay... I'll answer Soulsearcher, since Madapple got a tad confused.

I have never owned an MP3 player.

I own two right now.

I have never bought MP3's. (I have so many CD's, I just convert what I have)

[quamp]

I have. I bought the song because I heard samples of the rest of the CD and thought it was crap.

I have never... e-mailed an MP3 to someone.

[StoryJunkie]

Ooh, quamp, you're missing out! I've e-mailed...er, what was it now? Oh, never mind, I recieved an mp3. some kind of gunslinger girl song. it was swell.

I've never gone into a "chat" room.