I Have Never....

[Guest echtrae]

I can't make that claim.

I have never authored a published book.

[redsliver]

I have, ghost wrote a series called Harry Potter.

I have never stared at the reply box for five minutes without coming up with an idea for this or the G/NG game

[dazzledfirestar]

Five minutes? no, I don't think I've tried for that long.

I have never quoted something just to see if anyone would get the reference.

[redsliver]

me neither but I do quote some pretty obscure things just for my own entertainment

I have never written music or songs

[teeta]

I haven't either.

I have never written a poem.

[redsliver]

I have, insulting haikus mostly.

I have never been slapped at a bar or pub

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never been picked up a woman I'd met in a bar or pub.

[redsliver]

me neither, but I've been getting a lot of advice on how to do it lately.

I have never had a drink poured over my head

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never had much interest in trying to take home any woman I'd met in a bar or pub.

[teeta]

Neither have I.

I have never had much interest in trying to take home any man I'd met in a bar or pub.

[redsliver]

me neither

I have never had interest in picking up a man

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I, perhaps knocking one down to get him out of my way, but that's about it.

I have never made out in a bar or pub.

[teeta]

I haven't either.

I have never made out with a woman.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Boys are so easy to manipulate... a friend and I drank for free for the whole evening for it.

I have never tipped a cow.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I. I never saw cow in person until I was in my teens.

I have never lived on a farm.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either, but a cousin of mine lives on a dairy farm. Yuck. That's all I'm going to say. Yuck.

I have never been an "outdoors" type.

[Guest echtrae]

I enjoy the outdoors.

I have never participated in a paintball game.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... once. I will never do it again, but I did enjoy picking off all my friends from up a tree.

I have never sang in the shower.

[Guest echtrae]

I tried, but it didn't seem natural.

I have never been called Tiny.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never been called "Red".

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never fallen asleep at the wheel.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never ridden a bike while drunk.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never flown in a plane while drunk.

[dazzledfirestar]

Nope, can't say that I have either.

I have never wanted to get a pilots license.

[Leonhart29]

I have - but as I'm blind as a bat I wouldn't be able to use it.

I have never been naked in a rain storm