I Have Never....

[Guest Soulsearcher]

so true, I may not have cheated on tests, but other things, yup. And the guilt trip afterward is terrible.

I have never lied to my S.O.

[Guest Agaib]

I may have told a white lie or too

I have never thrown a anamatronic chicken across a room in a desperate attempt to get it to sing

[Guest Soulsearcher]

oO;;;; I might do it to get it to STOP singing.

I have never owned a singing fish.

[Guest Agaib]

Nope

I have never owned a singing frog

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Me either, but I love the cartoon.

I have never deliberately set out to destroy someone.

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither

I have never destroyed someones life in a significant way

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Neither have I thank goodness.

I have never changed who I was for someone.

[quamp]

I have... I went on a diet for my girlfriend (she did as well.) We ended up losing about 20 lbs. each.

I have never... cancelled plans at the last minute with my S.O.

[Guest Agaib]

Not yet....

I have never gone BASE jumping

[StoryJunkie]

Does that have to do with baseball, the air force, or cocaine? Well, nevertheless, its a no.

I have never won a Rummy game against my SO

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

I have he sucks at that game!

I have never beat my SO at 007, he kicks my ass all the time!

[polywolly]

I haven't either. My husband and I haven't played video games in years. Not since the tiny apartment with no cable TV. We played this bass fishing game on Super Nintendo, which was old even then, and talked like those fisherman guys' on TV.

"We's pullin' up to the weeded area now. This's where ol' Steve lost his favorite jig last fall. Ain't that right Steve?"

"At's right, Jim. You's gotta watch the test weight of yer line in these waters."

It was hours of endless fun for all!

[Guest Soulsearcher]

>.>

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er ... I haven't either?

^^_v

I have never seen anyone quite as good at emoticons as me.

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hee.

As ego goes, it's a small thing.

[Guest Agaib]

I have I think... O.o

I have never overused emoticons

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I have! Deliberately! Hee.

I have never freed Willy.

[quamp]

Well, wanna help me free mine?

I have never... pretended to be a gender other than my own online.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have for online RPing.

I have never had shoes so long that I wore a hole in the sole.

[polywolly]

I have. Several times.

I have never watched all three LotR movies back to back to back.

[StoryJunkie]

I think I must have, but I got up to get food at one point.

And go to the bathroom as well, come to think of it. (I did the same for the book when it came out. Did not put it down for one moment, except for the above reasons)

I never used to read the newspaper except for the comic section....

[redsliver]

I still don't read the newspaper.

I have never had a magazine subscription

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have.

I have never been in a marching band.

[quamp]

Oh, I played tuba in the marching band. It was very tiring but fun.

I have never... been in a rock band.

[redsliver]

I have, but none of us could play instruments or sing in key, more accurately we once got really drunk, printed off 60 posters with the four of us in front of instruments (two guitars, a trumpet, a drum set and one of those tall basses) calling ourselves The Rockstars and advertising a free concert at the university bar in four days time and stapled them to telephone poles.

I have never stolen a street sign.

[polywolly]

Neither have I, but I've always wanted to steal a "Slow Children Playing" sign, the one where the words are all scrunched together. I have no idea why...

I have never liked liver and onions.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Me either. I will not eat liver. Liver quivers as if it's having an emotional breakdown. I do not eat food that shows emotions.

I have never written an Mpreg story.