I Have Never....

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never sneaked into the Pentagon.

[Leonhart29]

Nope - can't say that I've done that one.

I have never given oral sex in a guard's booth.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never had sex on a water tower.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either.

I have never had sex at the top of Pike's Peak.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never had sex on a football field.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't - not on a football field - but a baseball diamond...

I have never bedded the entire team of any sport.

[redsliver]

I once, repeatedly, bedded the entire performing team of a women's singles figure skating team.

I have never failed to enjoy playing with other people's words.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never owned a decent pizza cutter.

[Guest echtrae]

I have.

I have never managed to be independently wealthy.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - but if I win the lotto that will change quickly enough.

I have never expected to win the lotto without buying a ticket

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never expected to win a lottery jackpot.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - but it would be nice.

I have never thought a trip abroad would be anything but fun.

[Guest echtrae]

I have, but I don't generally look forward to business trips.

I have never physically attacked a random person on the street.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - it just never seemed like the right thing to do.

I have never been able to write more than 20 pages in a day

[redsliver]

I don't if I can't.

I have never tried to write more than 20 pages in one day.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never ridden upon a talking tree onto a battle field.

[dazzledfirestar]

nope, me either.

I have never met a talking tree.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - though when I was younger I thought I had met one that moved on its own (I was 3 and had just watched an old horror movie - thanks Mom!)

I have never believed in the boogie man

[dazzledfirestar]

I think I did when I was very young... but I can't really remember.

I have never checked for monsters under my own bed.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - I just knew they weren't there - until I was married that was - and then I wished like hell the monster would SLEEP under the bed.

I have never wished someone ill will

[Guest echtrae]

I have.

I have never shot someone with a gun.

[dazzledfirestar]

Only once. And he deserved it!

I have never been called beautiful.

[Leonhart29]

I have

I have never found myself especially beautiful

[dazzledfirestar]

I'll give myself cute. That's as far as I go.

I have never had a problem complimenting someone of the same sex as me.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either.

I have never been one to hold back on compliments.