I Have Never....

[quamp]

Oh, sure, hundreds of times. Sorry, I don't drink here.

I have never... understood why people apply the concept "bigger is definitely better" to certain things, such as a person's waistline.

[Nanaea]

Me either. I prefer a smaller waistline.

I have never intentionally stuck my finger in a light socket.

[redsliver]

I did, I was five.

I have never bit my tongue hard enough for it to bleed.

[Nanaea]

I have - I bit all the way through it and left a whole.

I have never cut myself so badly that I required stitches.

[redsliver]

Neither have I.

I have never caused anyone else to need stitches.

[Nanaea]

Neither have I, thankfully.

I have never suffered from motion sickness.

[redsliver]

Me neither.

I have never suffered from food poisoning.

[Nanaea]

Oh. I have.

I have never been able to drink without having a hangover the next day.

[Squallfan]

I have, depends on how much I drank.

I have never been to a bar and tried to get someone to come home with me.

[redsliver]

I have would it have worked too if it wasn't for some inside joke of my brothers making me think she had herpes.

I have never had an STD.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - which is surprising considering who I was married to.

I have never - cheated on someone I was seeing.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... but he started it!

I have never totally lived by the "If it feels good, do it" theory.

[redsliver]

Me neither, I've always been able to project the consequences of my actions.

I have never called the cops on noisy neighbours

[Squallfan]

Me either

I have never been at a party and had the cops show up.

[redsliver]

I have.

I have never thrown a party where the cops showed up.

[Guest echtrae]

I have. I knew them by name too.

I have never intentionally antagonized a cop.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either.

I have never had a cop take my side in an argument

[Guest echtrae]

I have, but I knew him fairly well from the partying we'd done together.

I have never sold any illegal substances to a cop.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - unless you count that game I used to play with the one I dated way back when (how much is that pussy in the window?)

I have never sold my body for money

[redsliver]

I have twice sold Leonhart's body for money.

I have never said a more bald-faced lie.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... that was a pretty good one.

I have never called the cops on a neighbor.

[redsliver]

me neither

I have never been carded at a liquor store.

[Leonhart29]

I have - and lately too - which makes me feel quite good.

I have never been sent away from a bar at the door.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never been busted with a fake ID.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - as...

I have never had a fake ID.