I Have Never....

[redsliver]

Only pet I ever lived with was a cat named Megajesus. Makes for interesting porn name.

I have never witnessed someone die.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I have.

I have never flirted with danger. Really!

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have.

I have never gone to dinner and a movie with Danger.

[polywolly]

I haven't. He stood me up, the bastard...

I have never enjoyed eating dinner before a movie.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have.

(Danger stands up a lot of people, the louse!)

I have never had my own web page.

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither

I have never had hot sex with danger.

[StoryJunkie]

Like a stick of dynamite or something? Me Either. Not even stoned have I ever had sex with danger! (Mind you, I did find a loop-hole in the molecular theory, but that's for another time)

I've never gone for a "joy-ride" with danger

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither

I have never dressed danger up nice and used her has an escort for prom

[Guest Melody Fate]

Me either. I may have done that with their twin Disaster, but never Danger.

I never pretended to love Danger only for their money.

[quamp]

Danger has money??

I have never... dated someone solely because they were good looking.

[Guest Melody Fate]

*whistles innocently*

I have never gone away for a clandestined weekend with Danger.

[polywolly]

I haven't either. No clandestined-ness here.

I have never pretended I wasn't home when Danger called.

[Guest Agaib]

I have. Lots of times.

I have never said "I love you" without meaning it.

[redsliver]

I have, lying is the first step to a meaningless sexual relationship.

I have never taken advantage of someone who has drank too much.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I only did once, and that was with Danger, so I'm not sure if it counts.

I have never gone scateboarding at one of those parks with the loops and all the dangerous looking stuff.

[polywolly]

Neither have I. I like it when my bones remain intact. Call me kooky.

I have never knocked when entering my parents' house.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have, especially when they moved to a place I hadn't grown up in.

I have never locked myself out of my own place.

[StoryJunkie]

Man, I had to break into my own house so many times, I'm surprised the neighbors didn't call the police. You'd be surprised how easy it is....I no longer bother locking the doors. Yeah, I'm that Key/Lock impaired. Our back door doesn't even have a door knob.

Ahem. I've never really "upkept" my house. Just the basics.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Me either. My motto is "You want to visit me? You're welcome. You want to visit my apartment and you'd better make an appointment three weeks in advance."

I have never gathered eggs.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I have. My grandpa used to raise chickens. ^^

I have never had a true one-night stand.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have.

I have never been rollerblading.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I have! Don't do it often, since it gives me shin splints.

I have never tried skateboarding.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. Just normal stuff, not that fancy skateboarding.

I have never climbed any mountains located outside my home state.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Never really climbed a mountain, hiked, but not climbed.

I have never read Moby Dick.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I think I did for school. That's the one that begins with "Call me Ishmal" and then soon becomes not at all about Ishmal, isn't it?

I have never owned a ferret.