I Have Never....

[quamp]

I haven't either. My mom was a nurse (before she retired.) The doctors never pulled any punches on us.

I have never... had a problem with the doctors who have examined me.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never made a doctor cry (a nurse, yes, but not a doctor).

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - but I have made them swear.

I have never made a doctor yell at me (they swore quietly)

[Guest echtrae]

I haven't either.

I have never read all of the Harry Potter books (I got bored).

[StoryJunkie]

Me neither. I content myself with the movies.

I have never bought a condom

[Guest echtrae]

Not just one, but I have bought multi-packs. I didn't know you could buy just one, though I'm not sure what the point would be.

I have never been able to stop with just one.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - (and you can sometimes buy just one in the men's bathroom at certain places - but I'm with you - why?)

I have never had a problem with saying "no glove no love" and meaning it.

[Guest echtrae]

I can't that phrase has ever been anything more than a song chorus for me.

I have never stolen a hook.

[dazzledfirestar]

Of course not. That's just wrong.

I have never met someone with a hook hand.

[Leonhart29]

I honestly haven't either...

I have never met a dog with only 2 legs.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either...

I have never discussed the number of legs on a dog before.

[Guest echtrae]

I have.

I have never figured out why so many people have been so resistant to the idea of impeachment.

[quamp]

Well, there are three reasons:

1. They aren't organized into a mass movement. It's a bunch of tiny factions that want it, but everyone disagrees with how it should be done.

2. George W. getting impeached would mean that Dick Cheney would become president - and that's even worse.

3. The rich and powerful have George in their back pocket, so they want to keep him there.

I have never... felt so oppressed by the wealthy before George W. took office.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never fallen for a fake job ad on YouTube.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - YouTube doesn't seem to me to be the best place for job hunting.

I have never been able to stop at just one potato chip.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... mmm... chips... damnit

I have never seen the Rolling Stones live.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either.

I have never seen blue bird outside my window.

[quamp]

Only once... it was a Blue Bird brand bus. (They make the short buses.) It was for the kid down the street, though.

(Of course, you're all probably thinking "she'ya right!")

I have never... gone to an anime convention with the sole purpose of picking up babes. (Or studs if you like guys. Sure, there are some hotties around the ones I go to, but they're too young for me.)

[redsliver]

me neither

I have never had babe as part of my everyday vocabulary.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I. I used to use Betty.

I have never called a random unknown person Spencer just to see what kind of reaction I would get. (I called him Frank actually )

[redsliver]

Me neither I tend to use Dave.

I have never had a nickname I responded to when called.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never given someone a nickname.

[Leonhart29]

I have - Pooters and Scooters for my two daughters.

I have never liked my nickname of Becky (can you say little girl walking?)

[quamp]

I have to wonder why anyone would call me a girl's name.

I have never... been called a girl's name.

[Leonhart29]

I have as I'm a girl.

I have never truly understood quamp's humor.